[G'linda] Dearest Momsy and Popsicle:
[Elphaba] My dear father:
[Both] There's been some confusion over rooming here at Shiz,
[Elphaba] but of course, I'll care for Nessa,
[G'linda] but of course, I'll rise above it,
[Both] for, I know that's how you want me to respond. Yes.
There's been some confusion for, you see, my roommate is..
[G'linda] .. Unusually and exceedingly peculiar, and all together quite impossible to describe.
[Elphaba] .. Blonde..
[G'linda] What is this feeling, so sudden, and new?
[Elphaba] I felt the moment, I layed eyes on you.
[G'linda] My pulse is rushing,
[Elphaba] My head is realing,
[G'linda] My face is flushing,
[Both] What is this feeling!?
Vervid as a flame
Does it have a name?
[Elphaba] Your voice
[G'linda] Your cloathing
[Both] Let's just say..
I loathe it all!!
Every little trait
how very small
Makes my very flesh
Begin to crawl