UnitedUdders (2015-01-03 22:30:31)

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What does your name on Urban Dictionary mean VS. what it actually means?

Urban Dictionary: "heather: Beatiful, creative,smart,spontanious, girl who would be a good catch to bring home to mother. Who is down right sublime."

Actual meaning: "Named after the plant Heather, which are a variety of small shrubs with pink or white flowers which commonly grow in rocky areas."

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carlos11 (2015-01-03 22:34:28)

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This is retarded.

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little5 (2015-01-03 22:36:28)

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What it means according to UD:
" Besides meaning "mine" in Spanish, it also means "sock" in Portuguese. Any lady who sports this name is brave and unique. Not only is Meia stunning beyond mesure, but astoundingly brilliant in the British usage of the word. Meia is known to have a pea sized head. (Meia is also Melissa with all the consonants removed)"

What it actually means:
"Any lady who sports this name is brave and unique. Not only is Meia stunning beyond mesure, but astoundingly brilliant in the British usage of the word. Meia is also Meia with all the vowels intact."

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carlos11 (2015-01-03 22:41:57)

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That's not your name. No black person names their child Meia.

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JaronTheFireCat (2015-01-03 22:51:43)

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[IMG]http://i62.tinypic.com/2v12b8x.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i61.tinypic.com/1gq348.jpg[/IMG]

Jaron's a ladykiller.

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little5 (2015-01-03 23:03:52)

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[SIMG]http://i.imgur.com/oxrpOd7.jpg[/SIMG]

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AgurettiLeaf (2015-01-03 23:19:50)

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^ Anastasia.

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Nutsy (2015-01-03 23:24:36)

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I'll give an interesting one from UD, and not this generic crap.

UD: "v. to someone on a Trampoline..."

Actual: God is gracious. Irish variant of John.

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carlos11 (2015-01-03 23:31:50)

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Anesthesia.

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AgurettiLeaf (2015-01-03 23:39:41)

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Urban Dictionary:

Lindsay -
A girl who is hotter than the flames of hell. The marvelous and mysterious temptress from the land of eternal joy. A girl who is smarter than albert einstein but as gorgeous as helen of troy (you know the one whose beauty started the epic war)This girl is in NO way affiliated with Lindsay Lohan. Lohan simply stole this girl's name.

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Real Dictionary:

Lindsay -
Although in the past, Lindsay was a common boys' name, today it is used more often for girls. American Meaning: The name Lindsay is an American baby name. In American the meaning of the name Lindsay is: From the island of the lime tree.

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Shalala (2015-01-04 00:33:06)

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Urban Dictionary:

A mind-blowingly amazing girl who is so different from others. She's beautiful, smart, funny, caring and sweet. She's not afraid to do something outdoors where she might break a nail. Her looks are without compare, and her body is one that other girls would kill to have. She'll make whoever she is with the happiest person they can be, and any time spent with her is time that is not wasted. She's a person that everyone should know, but a person that not everyone deserves to know. Anyone that knows her loves her, and girls that know her secretly wish to be her.


Real Meaning:

In American, the name Shanna means- derived from shannon. The name Shanna orginated as an American name. The name Shanna is most often used as a girl name or female name.

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Cr1tiKaL (2015-01-04 00:37:53)

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UD: Super-Badass kid. Usually does incredibly stupid things. All around leader. Extremely attractive and cool.

Fly as a motha-a.
Kid: Wow, he's such a Lucas.
Other Kid: I know right?

Actual: From Lucania (Lucania was a district of ancient Italy). Latin Meaning: The name Lucas is a Latin baby name. In Latin the meaning of the name Lucas is: Form of Luke 'light; illumination.

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JaronTheFireCat (2015-01-04 00:45:48)

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@Gamesaddict43 I literally said "EWWWWwwww" when I read that.

EDIT: EWEWWWW

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carlos11 (2015-01-04 02:22:41)

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One website said my name creates a weakness in the heart that makes me vulnerable to asthma, among other things.

inb5 Horoscopes thread is up next

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Perfect_Chaos (2015-01-04 05:48:18)

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A very amazing man with beautiful brown eyes who always knows what to say to make the one he loves smile. The one he loves is a very lucky person considering they have the most amazing person to live. He is one of a kind. Always looking for an adventure. Pretty much everyone loves him. And no one dares mess with his girl unless they're ready to be ed at. It's the most adorable thing ever. He has the most gorgeous smile and when his arms are around you there is no where in the world you'd rather be. when he loves someone they know it. He is so amazing. And he knows it.

An amazing guy that pretty much knows how to have fun and he is pretty awesome and REALLY smart once you get to know him. He is a guy you can never figure out until you get real close. You practically search the whole area when he is gone worrying about him, and when you find him its a relief to everything. You love him with alll your heart and you want to keep loving him but because you don't want to lose him is why you never made a alot of moves afraid of embarrasment or him leaving you. Even though he has strange mannerisms it's something to love because it's special He is funny and pretty good looking if you ask me. He makes you melt with his hug and hand, and hes the type of guy you always want more of. The only actual strange thing is his muteness and his strange girly addiction. But if you push everything aside there is a shining diamond that in lovers eyes is too valuable to let someone else have. And even though you probably haven't even said 2 words to the guy, based on everything he does makes you know he is the right guy. Anyone who didn't get to know him better will regret it.

Dont ever make the mistake the mistake of letting him go,
like I did.
You see that tall guy, hunched over, and sleepy eyes. Hes not some mysterious, strange habit freak who likes colorful horses.Hes not what you think, he is just having a bad day. But did you know he can open your heart without even touching it? That's a Malachi guy.

v. 1. to have an unfair advantage over one's opponent. (see 'bumrush'
2. to overwhelm an opponent with one's allies.

adj. one who is peforming an act of malachi on another.

Background: US sitcom 'Happy Days' episode #64 'Fonzie Loves Pinky' - The Malachi Brothers were a demolition derby team who perfected a method of demolishing an opponent's car by ramming into it with both of their car's simultaeously. This was known as 'The Malachi Crunch."
1. Yo man, those muthaas pulled a malachi on me and broke my ribs.

2. We goin' ta malachi those busters. There's two of them and three of us.


A person who manages to continually harm his body by getting into ridiculous and easily avoidable situations. This can be done in vehicles, with household appliances, fire or explosions and any other socially retarded way. The key element is the refusal to go to a hospital or seek any medical attention or stop doing stupid .
Rico: Whats up man
Kowalski: Dude i stabbed myself with a tire iron jousting on motor scooters
Rico: Dude your being a real Malachi. Now lets get to the hospital, your bleeding profusely.
Kowaslki: you bro. Hospitals are for communists.

The act of taking viagra and violently jerking off to gay porn in a circle of guys.
Friend #1 Dude what happened last night?
Friend #2 Hung out with some friends.
Friend#1 Dude you didn't do it.
Friend#2 Yea, we pulled a Malachi
Friend#1 You are a Fag.

A feral degenerate/feral creature that typically lives in sewage lines. The Malachi has generally not gone through the evolutionary process, and shares instinctual characteristics of Earth's first organisms. The Malachi has thin, spider-like arms, and bulbous eyes, protruding from it's sagging flesh.
"Dayne Francis, why are you dating that Malachi? That's bestiality!"
"I'm attempting to fulfill my ancient urges for the Malachi race."

(Last two have more dislikes than likes)

Actual Meaning: My name came from the bible.

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