PhantomR (2014-08-01 23:54:56)

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I thought they just magically appeared on a stallion, flew through a hospital window, and jumped into their mother's arms.


C'mon.

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little5 (2014-08-02 00:15:56)

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I thought that you got pregnant by kissing in bed. Lel.

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SackThing101 (2014-08-02 00:26:23)

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I thought after you kissed someone, the female would have a big fat belly and the baby came out of your private.

I thought females had male parts at the time.

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spadeguy (2014-08-02 00:34:42)

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^Wait... that's not what happens? ;-;

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Spector (2014-08-02 00:45:43)

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My mom never was one of those moms who were like "Oh, There's these birds that carry down babies at night"

She was legit like "Daddy put his penis inside me and then the doctor cut open my stomach and took you out, then you sucked on my nipple for a few months"

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SwaggyP (2014-08-02 01:55:19)

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My mom taught me the birds and the bees like responsible parents would have.

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Dimentia (2014-08-02 02:03:20)

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I thought you had to make out. Even then, I was in love with with a Nintendo character. But now, I'm going for Dark Link. Cute.

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carlos11 (2014-08-02 03:40:45)

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Similar to Spenc, I thought that when a woman's body was ready, mature enough, it would occasionally produce babies. Well I got half the story right. It never occurred to me that makes had something to do with it, unlike everyone else.

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