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LaughingJill (2014-07-01 02:08:03)"But Nigh," says the king, "Thou cannith not have thine maidens as they are occupied in thy own bed chamber."
MeNobody14 (2014-07-01 02:11:03)Nobody sees the king due to him being across the ocean and far away.
It's time for review, kiddo!
spadeguy (2014-07-01 05:25:41)Cool, you're back!
I should probably write a new story... but will I finish it?
Anyway, I'm Aaron
THE END
Anyway, I'm Aaron
THE END
spadeguy (2014-07-03 02:55:41)Oh god (or giant reptilian bird).
I should probably write a new story... but will I finish it?
Anyway, I'm Aaron
THE END
Anyway, I'm Aaron
THE END
LaughingJill (2014-07-03 04:31:09)"But nigh," says the raven, "For hark my humanly father isith not part reptile, for he isith that of a raven and a man!"
"Shut up!" Said thy author, "T'is my story and shast I do with what thee wants isith a crime for one's own."
MeNobody14 (2014-07-04 03:28:14)Shutteth thine cakehole. T'is my tale to tell and my english shalt I use. Be off with ye now, lest I lose control of mine temper!
It's time for review, kiddo!
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"Onwards heroes, to the great known! We shall find the awesome and amazing treasure of such-a-long-name-i-care-not-to-speak-it!" Matthias spoke. "Doth thou haveth thy map to yonder treasure?" Mill Adie asked. "Have it with me I do, fair Maiden. We shall ride forth at dawn, the five of us!" Matthias answered.
"For honor!" Millay Dee shouted.
"For glory not!" Sir Loin shouted.
"For fair maidens!" Sir Fur shouted. "For the King!" Laye Dee shouted.
"And his Son! Let us be off!" Matthais finished.
And so they went, onward to the treasure of such-a-long-name-i-care-not-to-speak-it. Traveling by foot in their cloaks and hoods. Across hill and dale, mountains, forests, skirmishing with the vilest of sorts along the way.
Until at last after thirty days, they realized they had traveled in the wrong direction.
So back they went, forging and fighting their way back through the forests, mountains, hills and dales until they reached where they had begun.
The merry band of heroes gathered around a campfire, discussing their blunder.
"Aye, That was quite the endeavor, laddie!" Sir Loin said as he gave Matthias a hearty slap on the back. "I don't suppose thee thought to check thine compass 'fore setting out, did yee?" Millay Dee said jokingly. "Those orcs we ran into were quite the lively bunch." Sir Fur said. "Aye, twas the grandest tyme I've ever had swinging my axe!" Sir Loin said. Everyone laughed at this, adding comments about the other creatures they ran into. Gnolls, Trolls, and Goblins. "We shall set out again tomorrow, and this time, I shall check the compass and keep the map facing the right direction. Goodnight, friends." Mattimeo said. And with that, they all slipped one by own into their tents and off to sleep.
"Hahahahaha! I've not had this much jubilance in nigh a long time!" Sir Loin hollered. They needed to refill their rations before setting out, and to pay for it they offered to escort the merchant's wagon to the nearest town. On the way however, they were ambushed by vile thugs and mercenaries. "Taste my arrows, thou foul theif!" Millay Dee shouted as her arrow found it's mark right between the eyes.
*WIP*
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