Bean (2014-01-05 01:44:14)

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This is my new series, 3DSPLAZA SOMETHING, because I couldn't find a good name.

One day, in a city's ocean...

Bean: *Sailing in a boat*

*Plaza Sharks appear*

Bean: Hey, I found something.

*Plaza Shark jumps at Bean*

*Shark is shot by bullet, and the shark crushes Bean*

Bean: EW!

LeafLindsay: Double illegal kill.

Chaoszero: *Conducts electricity with water* About 400 fish kill.

Bean: *Throws shark off himself, hitting down Mega* Oops.

Robdeprop: Everybody, there will be a Plaza boat race.

Bean: *Grabs out tools and turns boat into a speedboat*

Rob: And there will be items! Bombs, missiles, bullets, mines and triggered bombs.

Bean: *Installs item pick-up machine*

Sychophobe: What's the prize?

Robdeprop: Diamond Trophy. 2nd is gold trophy, 3rd is iron trophy.

*Everyone buys speedboats*

Everybody: I'm gonna win!

LeafLindsay: No, I will!

Chaoszero: No, I will!

Ferb: No, I will!

*A mysterious figure spikes everyone then leaves*

Bean: Anyway. Race starts soon... LET'S GO!!!

SomeLuigi: I am the announcer. The race begins in 10...

*Everybody jumps in their boats*

SomeLuigi: Meh. Just start racing.

Bean: *Currently in lead, picks up an item: The Blue Bomb*

*LeafLindsay throws triggered explosive at Bean, then activates it*

Bean: AGH! *Bleeding* Now I'm at the back... Atleast I had a BLUE BOMB! Revenge on Blue... *Throws bomb, and it automatically goes at the front, blowing up*

SomeLuigi: Who invented them Blue Bombs?

Ferb: *At front* Okay, I need to keep this up.

Sychophobe: I picked up the item that spikes everybody... *Activates Whole Spike item*

Bean: WOAH!

Chaoszero: *Drives into Bean, then uses a missile and hits Mega*

Bean: Ugh. *Picks up sword and hits Chaoszero, Chaoszero then loses all his boat's health and the boat explodes*

SomeLuigi: Forgot to mention, the weapon pick-up items install a health bar.

Bean: Hey look, a touchscreen. My health bar is fine. *Spike weapon get's closer to Bean* Oh yeah, that spike weapon also creates spike bad weather...

Mega: Uh oh... *Get's caught in a spike tornado and boat explodes*

LeafLindsay: *Get's behind Bean's boat and shoots bullets*

Bean: I kept a real gun in my boat's compartment... *Grabs it and shoots LeafLindsay's boat down*

LeafLindsay: Uh... oh... *Boat starts exploding*

Bean: Ha, take that, Blue!

Ferb: Sychophobe is right next to me, hmm... I have the sword weapon... *Hits Sychophobe's boat with it like Meta Knight in SSBB*

Sychophobe: Aww hell no. *Boat explodes like a plane crashing at 399MPH*

Bean: Hey look, I also have a fishing rod and spade. *See's Ferb* I know! *Floors it completely to get there*

Ferb: A fishing rod?

*Bean uses the fishing rod to grab Ferb's boat, then grabs a spade in other hand, then places fishing rod in some sort of slot*

Ferb: What the hell is this guy doing?!

SomeLuigi: Look at this!

*Bean climbs the string, holding a shovel, and eventually arrives at Ferb's boat*

Bean: *Hits boat down with the spade and runs across the string like Sonic the Hedgehog*

Ferb: Oh... *Boat blows up*

Robdeprop: There's just two more challengers...

Bean: Huh?

Rob: Inside Mega's boat is another boat.

SomeLuigi: Looking at it, yeah.

Mega: *Catches up with Bean*

Bean: Hello... *Duel of the Fates music from Star Wars plays*

Mega: *Grabs out really long torch*

Bean: *Connects boats, jumps over with shovel, hitting Mega*

Mega: That doesn't destroy boats!

Bean: *Stabs boat, and digs into the boat*

Mega: He's near the engine...

Bean: *Jumps off, and goes back onto his boat, then disconnects*

Mega: He destroyed the engine... My boat no longer works.

Bean: Low health, best be the last one here to win. *Throws triggered explosives at Mega's boat, then detonates*

Mega: Uh oh... *Boat explodes*

Robdeprop: And the winner is Bean, due to cheating.

Bean: Yay, diamond trophy. Now to make money.

Mega: Gold trophy, I'll sell it at a few billion so I can make Midna real.

Ferb: And I'll sell my iron trophy for some tech stuff.

Rob: And everyone who didn't win get's a bag of coal.

Everyone that didn't win: YAY!

THE END

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spadeguy (2014-01-05 01:51:33)

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I'm in this story! Just... not in "guy" form

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Drakkrai (2014-01-05 19:22:48)

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. +1

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Bean (2014-01-06 21:18:06)

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This episode was inspired by Mario Kart, actually.
Btw, this is replacing 3DSPlaza Stories.

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angelrulez7 (2014-01-08 07:39:11)

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I'm in.

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