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Jason2k14 (2013-07-24 11:07:16)Noob: Hey, can I have your number bby?
Me: No problem! *gives noob Mexican food company phone #*
Me: Take it!
Noob: Thanks. Text u later
Me: Trust me, you won't. -_-'
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spadeguy (2013-07-24 14:49:09)Dude: [insert bad insult about me]
Me: Your mom likes it.
Dude: [insert comeback]
Me: If I wanted (a) comeback I'd wipe it off your moms face.
I should probably write a new story... but will I finish it?
Anyway, I'm Aaron
THE END
Anyway, I'm Aaron
THE END
Song_Of_Storms (2013-07-24 19:26:49)*I get into a hypothetical swordfight*
Fighter: [Insert trash talk here]
Me: *swings my axe at his face while yelling* KISS MY AXE!

MeNobody14 (2013-07-24 22:17:42)Me: (insert rating of bad story)
Noob: Haters gonna hate!
Me: Define "Hate".
It's time for review, kiddo!
DeathKid (2013-07-24 22:35:02)yo mama's mouth must be full of cavities, because you're so sweet
^ fag
little5 (2013-07-25 02:16:54)^
Kmart.. Sorry but.. That commercial was like.. Wtfunny.
Oh, and I see what you did there.
Wheatleyrules (2013-07-25 04:00:10)-walks up to a couple with my friend-
Me: hey so how's your gf?
Friend: which one?
-laughs-
Song_Of_Storms (2013-07-25 04:17:37)(not exactly a comeback)
When I'm hungry, I snack on mixed nuts from time to time.
I was hungry so I ran into the kitchen (my sisters were there) and I said loudly: 'I need my nuts!'

Screamer (2013-07-25 04:51:53)^ Good one. I need to use that.
The secret shall be shared. PM for more info.
AngelRibbons (2013-07-25 09:30:10)"Oh yeah? Ya wanna piece of me? Well you're not getting any! Jerk"...iCarly cracks me up!
As for my comeback,
My friend said this, not me.
Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson?
Friend: Why the hell are you teaching during my conversation?
She got kicked out of class.
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Mine probably is...
Some Jerk: "Fail!"
Me: "No-one asked for your life story!