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Best Comebacks?
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Started by ConnorRonnoc
(2013-07-24 07:14:11)
ConnorRonnoc (2013-07-24 07:14:11)
Mine probably is...

Some Jerk: "Fail!"
Me: "No-one asked for your life story! "
bite za dusto
Jason2k14 (2013-07-24 11:07:16)
Noob: Hey, can I have your number bby?
Me: No problem! *gives noob Mexican food company phone #*
Me: Take it!
Noob: Thanks. Text u later *walks away*
Me: Trust me, you won't. -_-'

[IMG]http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140419205455/dragonball/pt-br/images/9/98/CELL_VS_SON_GOHAN.png[/IMG]
ED (2013-07-24 12:26:08)

spadeguy (2013-07-24 14:49:09)
Dude: [insert bad insult about me]
Me: Your mom likes it.
Dude: [insert comeback]
Me: If I wanted (a) comeback I'd wipe it off your moms face.
I should probably write a new story... but will I finish it?
Anyway, I'm Aaron
THE END
Song_Of_Storms (2013-07-24 19:26:49)
*I get into a hypothetical swordfight*

Fighter: [Insert trash talk here]

Me: *swings my axe at his face while yelling* KISS MY AXE!
Mametchi (2013-07-24 20:07:13)
Your mom.
[simg][/simg]
MeNobody14 (2013-07-24 22:17:42)
Me: (insert rating of bad story)

Noob: Haters gonna hate!

Me: Define "Hate".
It's time for review, kiddo!
DeathKid (2013-07-24 22:35:02)
yo mama's mouth must be full of cavities, because you're so sweet
^ fag
little5 (2013-07-25 02:16:54)
^

Kmart.. Sorry but.. That commercial was like.. Wtfunny.

Oh, and I see what you did there.
Wheatleyrules (2013-07-25 04:00:10)
-walks up to a couple with my friend-
Me: hey so how's your gf?
Friend: which one?
-laughs-
Song_Of_Storms (2013-07-25 04:17:37)
(not exactly a comeback)

When I'm hungry, I snack on mixed nuts from time to time.

I was hungry so I ran into the kitchen (my sisters were there) and I said loudly: 'I need my nuts!'
Screamer (2013-07-25 04:51:53)
^ Good one. I need to use that.

The secret shall be shared. PM for more info.
AngelRibbons (2013-07-25 09:30:10)
"Oh yeah? Ya wanna piece of me? Well you're not getting any! Jerk"...iCarly cracks me up!

As for my comeback,
My friend said this, not me.

Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson?
Friend: Why the hell are you teaching during my conversation?

She got kicked out of class.
ConnorRonnoc (2013-07-25 14:52:53)
@Sharkii You have just made my day.
bite za dusto
AngelRibbons (2013-07-25 19:00:30)
Lol! I knew she didn't make that up! -CrazyWombat
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