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Horrible Pickup Lines
ShayAtmos (2013-07-17 17:19:48)roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits
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Lots of confusion, I AM a guy.
BlueBlur (2013-07-17 20:35:10)If your right leg is Christmas and your left leg is Thanksgiving, then can I meet you in between the holidays.
"There was a time above. A time before. There were perfect things. Diamond absolutes."
xxromeoxx24 (2013-07-18 02:40:00)1) Hey, the Word of the Day is "legs" so lets spread the word
2) Hey, did you ever did porn cause i sworn i just jacked off to you online before
3) Hey, its not your time of the month today right?
4) umm.. is it okay if i pitch a tent in your backyard?
*2-4 are original*
spadeguy (2013-07-18 03:22:46)My friend Keith tried picking up girls but got nervous. He ended up saying "We balls your mom." and running away.
I should probably write a new story... but will I finish it?
Anyway, I'm Aaron
THE END
Anyway, I'm Aaron
THE END
imawsome12 (2013-07-18 05:38:27)Did I pick you up from the ocean floor? Cause your a starfish. (works well on girls with that kinda hobbies)
Arent angels supposed to fly from heaven?
(not my best) (say if the girl just fell)You remind me of my fish, ugly, weirdly, he was very cute
Are you a ghost? Youve been haunting my mind.
If i pushed you out a helicopter, would your wings come out and youd fly?
Is it hot in here, or is it just me? (non origanal)
Your one of a kind!
I would offer you a ride home, but you can just fly.
(all origanal 'cept for the one)
Hi.
Song_Of_Storms (2013-07-18 13:52:27)Oh wow
These are funny My friend told me about this one:
Hey, can I get a picture with you so I can prove to my friends that angels really do exist?
Curse Disney...
TrainerPurple (2013-07-18 15:00:24)How about let's go out? Has anybody ever tried that without having to say something cheesy?
little5 (2013-07-18 22:47:53)^^
Laawwwllll
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, cause you're an angel.
Note: Angels don't fall, demons do.
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Roses aren't a good sign of love.
Roses wilt.
Roses never last.
My love for you will last forever.
So here's a Nokia phone <3
Not a pickup line, but I still love it