ConnorRonnoc (2013-07-13 10:28:12)

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Heres mine: (We're about to play 2 on 2 badminton)

Me: Hey Ryan wheres your balls?
Ryan: Wheres your racket? Badminton doesn't even have balls.
Elliot: Then whos shuttlecok <- (It won't let me say the name of the ball in badminton) are we using?
Me: Mine I guess.
Ryan: But can we see it?
Me: Yeah look.
Elliot: Yeah but no-one can see your racket Connor!
Sophie: Guys this is the most awkward conversation I've ever been in.

Do you understand it? 'Cause we pretty much went on for 10 minutes before Sophie stopped us.

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spadeguy (2013-07-13 16:09:33)

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My friend Jacob hurt his tailbone trying to Chinese get up. My mom drove him home because he wouldn't stop bit- I mean complaining.

A couple days later my stepdad and I were in the kitchen, and my mom enters. She starts the conversation with "So, hows your friend Jacobs butthole doing". Then my stepfather stares at me. She continues
"You know after you guys came home late the other afternoon. You know, I have to get some groceries."

She just leaves me there with my stepfather.

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CodyP2000 (2013-07-14 04:02:55)

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Wat about me? -Sammeh

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little5 (2013-07-14 04:05:41)

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It's weird how when someone asks me a question about something that's happened to me a lot, my mind goes blank and I can remember anything about it. ._.

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Etria (2013-07-14 06:20:56)

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When me and my only friend here started talking about a certain game character... looking back at it is kinda funny.

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ShayAtmos (2013-07-14 14:43:20)

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@Wombat

Dude you don't want her as a gf/wife. She's so stupid she gets caught like every day. ._.

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spadeguy (2013-07-14 14:59:31)

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@Wombat
But is it worth it? Is it really worth it?

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spadeguy (2013-07-14 15:18:52)

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Little bit

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spadeguy (2013-07-14 18:00:21)

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@Sharkii
Now all you need to do is crossdress
You do a little.


I know anytime a guy talks about hurting their "gems" at my school, the girls bring up these disgusting period stories. Then guys mention passing kidney stones, then the girls bring up pregnancy then the GUYS bring up pregnancy. By the time I'm done vomiting, the room is basically split between girls, guys, and guys that want girls so they pick their side...

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spadeguy (2013-07-14 18:19:43)

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Same here!

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spadeguy (2013-07-14 18:28:47)

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I'm 15 and I haven't had one.

Dont worry!

It's going to happen.

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spadeguy (2013-07-14 18:35:30)

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Well tough toast buddy!

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spadeguy (2013-07-14 20:08:13)

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...that's just evil...

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spadeguy (2013-07-14 20:22:08)

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Oh, the other day my mother was telling me how to prepare steak. She said
"You have to beat your meat. Now I mean really beat it hard before you can heat it up on the stove. That's because when you beat your meat it makes it really soft so that you can cut through it like butter."
The second she left, I fapped laughed my ass off! She didn't even notice her advice was dirty!

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ConnorRonnoc (2013-07-14 20:23:04)

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[img] http://memecrunch.com/meme/36EE/i-have-no-idea-what-your-re-talking-about/image.png [/img]

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