Jason2k14 (2013-07-11 23:58:18)

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YES, doesn't hurt because I work out. Bro, do you even lift?...

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WWTEpicFail (2013-07-12 00:08:16)

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"Everybody do the Belly Flop!"

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spadeguy (2013-07-12 00:48:56)

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I spent the greater half of 5 minutes just jumping on the diving board like a trampoline. Just minding my own business, cruisin' up and down, when Mr."Lifeguard" teacher-man decided to push me into the water. I swear there was a trail of my own urine in the air, and I instinctively yawned for some reason. I stretched too. I guess I was A FREAKING RETARD tired. It was the most painful bellyflop ever, and I just immediately sank...

WHY IS IT THAT YOUR THREADS BRING OUT MY EMBARRASSING PAST?

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spadeguy (2013-07-12 00:53:32)

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...oh... well played -.-

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spadeguy (2013-07-12 01:00:37)

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Well there's always the race ca- *shot*

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Kathrine (2013-07-12 01:58:27)

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I don't even know what a bellyflop is...

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little5 (2013-07-12 02:13:15)

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No because I can't swim. ;-;

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ConnorRonnoc (2013-07-12 05:57:10)

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Does being belly-flopped by an overweight kid count?

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