Screamer (2013-07-09 02:38:38)

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I got this shiz on my lips, arms, legs and genitals after falling off a rope swing. HELP.

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spadeguy (2013-07-09 02:52:44)

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Ooh! Shiz dude, I'll look something up. See a doctor. (obvious suggestion)

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spadeguy (2013-07-09 03:00:20)

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If you can get cold "black" coffee.
(Black meaning just average, un-altered coffee)
Apply it to the affected areas. I mean the liquid form of it too.
(Got it from a link on google...)

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Screamer (2013-07-09 03:09:06)

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Damn it, my parents don't drink coffee. I'm using this special lotion for the time being, but that doesn't prevent me from waking up every two hours, itching like hell.

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Screamer (2013-07-09 03:16:23)

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You get clear, little lumps, filled with liquid that give an itching sensation that Satan himself created. You also can't scratch hard, because the lumps will pop and your skin becomes raw. @Blender

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Screamer (2013-07-09 03:17:11)

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I have been for two days. @TetrosDude

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Screamer (2013-07-09 03:25:09)

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Talk me through it. @omega

This post has been edited one or more times, the last time was:
2013-07-09 10:25:36

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spadeguy (2013-07-09 03:29:48)

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Ooh.. no coffee bad... I'll do another search!

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Screamer (2013-07-09 03:30:08)

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Oh, I was expecting some sort of weird Metroid technique. I'm slightly disappointed. .D. @omega

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spadeguy (2013-07-09 03:39:12)

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Take a hot shower, then rub a banana peel on it.
(once again a google search)

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Screamer (2013-07-09 03:46:05)

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Banana peel, eh? I'll try it.

Closed.

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