Mametchi (2013-07-09 00:28:58)

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When I still was in 7th grade, I had to go piss, there was only one unoccupied stall so I chose that stall, in the toilet was the most massive turd I have ever seen in my life. It had toilet paper all over it and everything, being the good person I am, I flushed.

To my horror, it didn't swallow the turd, in panic, I flushed and flushed but the water kept rising, I decided to NOPE the hell out of there once the poowater started to leak.

I ran out of the bathroom, only to hear a Korean 6th grader scream in the stall next to me, trapped.

I never pissed at school again.

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MeNobody14 (2013-07-09 00:57:35)

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Umm.. Lemme think.. I do everything at school.

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spadeguy (2013-07-09 01:23:58)

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My friend and I were kinda stealing candy from kindergartners, and when running from a teacher I hid somewhere.

The principals office.

I closed the door and noticed the surroundings behind me. It was not good. I tried leaving and thanks to my friends hilarious diversion, got away semi-undetected...

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little5 (2013-07-09 01:29:57)

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Someone pooped in the special Ed stall's sink..

Um.. Probably.. Slapped a girl in 4th grade.. Hard.. She didnt even fight back, her face turned tomato red and she ran.. There was a handprint on her face for the rest f the day.

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Mercenary (2013-07-09 01:45:37)

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I yelled out vagina in front of the principal, I flipped off a teacher, I told a little girl to herself, and I yelled gay after attending an assembly about bullying. I usually get off scott free.

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DeathKid (2013-07-09 01:56:23)

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I haven't done anything overly stupid, but a kid ordered a pizza to my school once and went up to the office to pay for it.
Also, there was this one girl that used to come to school drunk, and some kids got expelled for drinking on campus.

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