Champ88 (2012-12-28 05:51:20)

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Once there was a doll who came to life. His name was Chuckembuelerdert, Chuckie for short. Chuckie had a really bad owner. His owner left him at the park, shot him with a rubber-band gun, and sometimes cut Chuckie's face with a machete. One night while his owner was asleep, Chuckie climbed upon the bed and killed his owner with some bacon and milk by shoving the bacon down his owners throat and then pouring the jug of milk into his owners mouth without letting him swallow! ***************************** After Chuckie lived his life of killing people with dairy, he had to sit down and rest his little feet and hands. So he went to a farm becuase he thought hay was nice to lay on. When he got there a whole bunch of cows and pigs circled him. They told him that he needed to stop using bacon and milk to kill people because they were running out of friends. Then after a long arguement about dairy, the cows trampled him then the pigs dragged him into their mud bowl. THE END. ****************************** If youu didn't like it, TOO BAD!!!! IT'S MY STORY!!!!

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PaRappa_Rappa (2013-08-23 08:38:18)

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Good story

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