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FINAL Masterpiece of Randomness.
Started by Mametchi
(2012-11-08 05:05:28)
Mametchi (2012-11-08 05:05:28)

Ladies and Gentlemen, hobos and tramps, cross eyed mosquitos and bow legged ants. i'll tell you a tale I know nothing about; The Admission is free, so pay at the door, Now pull up a chair and sit on the floor. One fine day in the middle of the night, Two dead boys got up to fight; Back to back they faced each other, Drew their swords and shot each other. A blind man came to watch fair play, A mute man came to shout "Hooray!" A deaf policeman heard the noise and Came and killed those two dead boys. He lived on the corner in the middle of the block, In a two-story house on a vacant lot; A man with no legs came walking by, and kicked the lawman in his thigh. He crashed through a wall without making a sound, into a dry creek and suddenly drowned; The long black hearse came to cart him away, But he ran for his life and is still gone today. I watched from the corner of the big round table, The only eyewitness to facts of my fable; But if you doubt my lies are true, Just ask the blind man, he saw it too.
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BeastlySmile (2012-11-08 06:03:03)
Wat did I just read? 0-o
SPCOxion (2012-11-08 07:10:09)
Everything you said is impossible in it's own way.

Fpr example, "The corner of the round table".

A round table wouldn't have a corner, now would it?
THaT1GuY9001 (2012-11-08 20:42:12)
I was smiling the entire time I read this.
spadeguy (2012-11-08 20:56:13)
I'd comment, but I can't type right now.
I should probably write a new story... but will I finish it?
Anyway, I'm Aaron
THE END
roxasmaker (2012-11-08 21:05:49)

Sup, I'm here!

Follow me on Twitter: @r0xasmaker
supermoney (2012-11-08 21:31:37)

little5 (2012-11-08 22:37:41)
Wth. That's like saying I can wiggle my toes, without any toes. LIKE CHUCK KNORRIS.
THaT1GuY9001 (2012-12-02 21:18:05)
Le bump
SwaggyP (2012-12-02 22:19:14)
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Teh jizz!
I'll drop in when I get the time. -Red
BioMan8 (2012-12-02 22:25:43)
The blind man saw it? Blind people can't see!
Anonymous13 (2012-12-03 03:06:32)
I get it...
hot damn
THaT1GuY9001 (2013-03-26 09:49:08)
Bump fer lulz.
Mametchi (2013-03-26 10:43:34)
Why did you bump an old thread?

Closed.
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