spadeguy (2012-11-07 00:42:25)

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Quick, I see a chance to enter a popularity contest. I guess I will just make a quick list of what I'll do.
*click clickity fapfap typey*

"If I'm elected:

-I'll make sure to let Zero, and McFox return, with mod positions, allowing them to ban at will.

-Misc. section taking up too much space? I'll just delete it, and any user that intends to complain about it. I mean who needs it.

-Tired of scrolling past those long signatures? I'll just delete any users with over 15 letters in their signature, then I'll get rid of signatures all together.

-Furries, bronies, and people of various sexual orientation getting too much? Well there's gonna be a whole lot more of them, because I'll change the domain name of 3DSPlaza to Les-g@y-bi-tran-furybronies! I can picture it now. (Yes I mean after all of the bloodshed)

Are some threads too short? Well with me in charge, when you enter Too Long; Did not Read!, your electronic device will be targeted by the FBI. You'll enjoy your "permanent" vacation!

Where will Rob and the others be during this? Well after I murder send them away, you'll hardly miss them."



Done. Now I guess I'll just put why they should vote for me, not the others. I might just bribe them too...

"You should vote Spadeguy, because he'll hurt you and your loved ones if you don't, and if you do, you'll recieve a live bear (untamed of course) to help with the insomnia you don't have."



Now is the part where I state that no one should hold me liable to anything I said I'd do.

"Spadeguy is not liable for:

-Any wounds, mental stress, or casualties caused by any live bear, or hitman.
-The messages you may recieve by not voting for him.
-Any "whoops" left un-shooped.
-Any lost p0rnography, lives, games, virginities, plots of assassination, etc., lost if the FBI confiscates your electronic device or... other.
-In case of anything he may have forgotten, alert him, and leave your adress. When he arrives at your house, just smile, then wait for the flash."

That's just great!

Vote for Spadeguy! He'll love you long time!
(He is not responsible for any people left unloved for long periods of time.)

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spadeguy (2012-11-07 00:48:42)

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Sorry, not in my job description.

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spadeguy (2012-11-07 00:52:09)

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How about Dictatorship.

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spadeguy (2012-11-07 00:53:37)

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(also, I'm not really involved, I don't really care about this. I'm just bored ...

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