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Yo Mama Jokes
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Started by fred7601
(2013-07-21 13:06:43)

ConnorRonnoc (2013-07-21 13:25:23)

Yo momma so stupid and fat the only letters she know are K,F and C

bite za dusto

ConnorRonnoc (2013-07-21 16:02:46)

Yo momma so ugly, when she was born someone said "Should we burn it?"

bite za dusto

jr27 (2013-07-22 21:44:19)

Yo mama is so old that her birth certificate says "expired" on it.

ConnorRonnoc (2013-07-29 06:36:54)

Yo momma so ugly, her pillow crys at night!

Yo momma so fat, when she goes to the theme park people ask to ride her!

bite za dusto

imtheboss722 (2013-07-30 04:01:43)

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles cars slow down.

ConnorRonnoc (2013-07-30 12:58:40)

^Yo momma so stupid, when you were born she decided to keep you.

bite za dusto

Jason2k14 (2013-07-30 13:54:50)

Yo mama so dumb, she lets these little kids play CoD.
Yo mama so dumb, she started these yo mama jokes.

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ShadowZoruaXY (2013-08-02 18:55:51)

Yo mama so poor, The ducks flinged bread at her.

ED (2013-08-02 20:47:56)

Yo momma's so dumb, she makes yo momma jokes about herself.

Shalala (2013-08-03 00:33:40)

Yo mama's so smart, even she knows these jokes aren't that funny.

jan

ken

pon

Song_Of_Storms (2013-08-03 12:12:19)

Yo' momma so fat Obi Wan said:

'Thats no moon... Thats yo momma!'

spadeguy (2013-08-06 14:31:02)

Your mother is so unhealthily obese that we are all in great concern for her health.

Yo momma so stupid she put a quarter in her pocket and waited for a gumball to fall out.

Yo momma so dirty she stepped in a hot-tub and turned it into a mud-bath.

Yo momma so poor, you step through her front door and fall out the back.

Yo momma so stupid she thought CyberChase was how you catch online criminals.

Your father was on the Titanic when it crashed into a big thingy. An even bigger thingy saved him. That's how he met your mother.

I should probably write a new story... but will I finish it?
Anyway, I'm Aaron
THE END

little5 (2013-08-07 02:13:48)

Impossible! Chuck Norris doesn't cry, he makes you cry.
I had this one Yo Mama joke.. I forgot it though. .-.

SolidSnake (2013-08-10 21:27:43)

Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

collsier (2013-08-11 15:11:42)

yo mama so fat she cant even fit in her car

It is always the right time to do the right thing!!!!!-Martin Luther King Jr

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