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Started by FrequentDeath
(2013-01-27 05:12:16)
FrequentDeath (2013-01-27 05:12:16)
RANDOM INFORMATION IS GOOD AND YOU WILL LIKE IT. ANY WHO OPPOSE SHALL DIE.
Real alternatives to toilet paper show

Water
Hands
Newspapers/Magazines
Leaves
Stones
Shells
Feathers
Corn cobs
Rope
Sticks
Sand
Rags
Wet sponge
Money

Things that shrink show

Icebergs
Old people

Animals that can change color show

Chameleon
Flounder
Octopus
Cuttlefish
Golden tortoise beetle
Bark spider

Did you know...
The richest women in the world are Alice and Helen Walton, daughters of Sam Walton, founder of Wal-Mart, the world's largest retailer. They are worth $20,000,000,000+ each.

What teachers really mean show

"Good morning"
Please, don't throw anything.

"What page are we on?"
I've completely forgotten what I've been teaching you.

"We're going to work in groups today, then you can present your ideas to the class."
I'm too tired to teach, you do the work.


Erm, show

In a recent survey 54% of people said that they fold toilet paper neatly to wipe; 35% bunch it into a ball. What the remaining 11% do is not recorded.


Survivors of assassination attempts show

Elizabeth l, Queen of England (1570)
Napoleon l, Emperor of France (1809)
Theodore Roosevelt, President of the United States (1912)
Adolf Hitler, German dictator (1944)
Andy Warhol, American artist (1968)
Bob Marley, Jamaican reggae singer (1976)
Pope Paul ll (1981 and 1995)
Margaret Thatcher, British Prime Minister (1984)
Jacques Chirac, President of France (2002)
Romero Prodi, Italian Prime Minister (2003)
Barack O' Bama, President of the United States (2013)
[Uh, I can't think recent.. ]


Ask a friend to think of a word that rhyhmes with month, orange, purple, or silver.

What yellow means show

Warning
Warmth
Happiness
Glory
Mourning
Activity
Creativity
Illness
Jealousy
Cowardice
Courage


What kind of maniac are you? show

Pyromaniac-Fire
Balletomaniac-Ballet
Islomaniac-Islands
Egomaniac-Yourself
Bibliomaniac-Books
Dipsomaniac-Alcohol
Anthomaniac-Flowers
Graphomaniac-Writing
Dromomaniac-Running
Monomaniac-One thing
Mythomaniac-Lying

Why boys are better than girls
Boys don't mind if they run out of clean pants.
It is easy for boys to urinate outside.

Why girls are better than boys
Girls don't have to smell their clothes to know if they're clean.
Girls never miss the toilet.

What is air? show

78% Nitrogen
21% Oxygen
.03% Carbon dioxide
.07% Other
It's air. What else do you want?


Computer Bytes show

1 Byte=8 Binary digits (bits)
1 Kilobyte ( KB )=1,024 Bytes
1 Megabyte ( MB )=1,024KB
1 Gigabyte ( GB )=1,024MB
See it yet? The pattern?


Pointless Instructions show

On the bottom of a tiramisu dessert box:
"Do not turn upside down."

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."

On a bag of peanuts:
"Warning: Contains nuts."

On a bag of chips:
"You could be a winner. No purchase necessary. Details inside."


Vegetables that, are in fact, fruits. show

Tomatoes
Cucumbers
Eggplants
Zucchini
Peppers
Chilies
Avocados
Squash
Pumpkins
Peapods


The Statue of Liberty would wear a women's shoe size 879.

I don't know 96% of the people on my friends list
NOBODY CARES.

On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

Most lipsticks contain fish scales.

Adolf Hitler was Time magazine's Man of the year in 1938.

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

The Japanese throne has been occupied by a member of the same family since the sixth century. The present emperor is 125th in succession.


"I want you" Scanty and Kneesocks theme lyrics show


I want you
To make believe it's the first time
And I gotta say to you
Love will find a way and that's always true (x3)

And I gotta
Always true
And I gotta
To make believe, always true to make believe

Want you, want you, want you
Love will find a way and I (x2)

First time and I gotta
First time and I gotta
First time and I gotta

To make believe it's the
To make believe it's the
To make believe it's the first time

To you, to you, to you, love will find a way and I
To you, to you, to you, love will find a way and that's always true

I want you
To make believe it's the first time
And I gotta say to you
Love will find a way and that's always true (x2)

Party people put 'em up
Take it down and turn it up (x4)

I want you
To make believe it's the first time
And I gotta say to you
Love will find a way and that's always true (x3)


You are now...
Informed
Knowledgeable
Clued-up
Tuned-in
Savvy
With-it
Learned
Enlightened






Told you. Useless.

This post has been edited one or more times, the last time was:
2013-02-04 02:01:20

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CodyP2000 (2013-01-27 05:15:18)
THIS TOPIC IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD

(Alternative to Futurama's Zoidberg quote)
=+=Home4DSi Community Manager=+=


Want to talk to me somewhere else?

Reddit: CodyP2000
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Email: [email protected]
FrequentDeath (2013-01-27 05:18:07)
I'm bored, bro. Working on it.
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FrequentDeath (2013-01-27 05:18:39)
Zoidberg is awesome. -CodyP2000
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Anonymous13 (2013-01-27 06:03:20)
I now feel educated.
hot damn
FrequentDeath (2013-01-27 06:07:14)
No. You don't.
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HanShotFirst (2013-01-27 08:43:08)
Random Information I do not require, presented in a neat format, and placed in the proper forum.

3.5 out of 5 stars.

Suggestions:

WE NEED MOAR LULZ!
Taka! Kujata! Condor! Tajadol~!
spadeguy (2013-01-27 14:31:57)
Uhh... I almost got assassinated. My friends Keith and Dylan made a flamethrower with spray lighter fluid, and a lighter. Not fun...
I should probably write a new story... but will I finish it?
Anyway, I'm Aaron
THE END
FrequentDeath (2013-01-27 23:02:35)
I'm not guaranteeing any 'lulz'.
But I might.
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FrequentDeath (2013-01-27 23:07:23)
Yes. Get stuck on August 14th and 15th through a repetitive cycle where you die over and over. Kagerou/Heat-Haze days.
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little5 (2013-01-27 23:11:12)
@spadeguy Dont even hang around them.
FrequentDeath (2013-01-27 23:17:18)
I'm adding more later. Gotta do something. Procrastination.
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WYoshiX2 (2013-01-28 05:58:35)
This thread is the definition of innovation. By the people, for the people.


Still a Lugia.
THaT1GuY9001 (2013-01-28 06:05:32)
Laughed my ass off from the beginning message.
FrequentDeath (2013-01-28 21:16:00)
More stuff.
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