Amatsuki (2015-05-12 15:38:49)

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^ My cat was run over by a bus when I was 15. That's-a cray-cray.

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Perfect_Chaos (2015-05-12 20:10:42)

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Someone keeps pulling the fire alarm at my school
Someone stole my candy bar one day
A bus ran over my kitten

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Destroiya (2015-05-12 21:16:37)

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A kitten ran over my bus. Wait what?

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spadeguy (2015-05-13 00:06:59)

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This is turning into the "Stupid Statements" thread, and I'm completely fine with that.

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carlos11 (2015-05-13 00:18:02)

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When I was 6, I stole a Beyblade from a store.

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Perfect_Chaos (2015-05-13 00:22:08)

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I saw a video of TechRax putting his iphone on train tracks and the phone got demolished. I tried doing the same with my Nokia, but the train got demolished instead.

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epicgoomba (2015-05-13 00:28:02)

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But Mega, I'm Mexican. But not some wet back, and I don't act like one.

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spadeguy (2015-05-13 00:30:26)

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^Nice man, nice.

@carlos- Until I was 14, I was a terrible cleptomaniac. I'd take EVERYTHING from Wal-Mart...

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Drakkrai (2015-05-13 01:30:43)

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I like Lindsay.

I killed a crab with a chopstick.(Probably what most Asians do.)

I mastur-... Wait.. didn't I tell everyone this?

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BirdJesus (2015-05-13 01:34:18)

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Drakkrai is Asian? Korean, Russian, or Indian? 

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Drakkrai (2015-05-13 01:37:37)

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Cambodian. The least known out of the Asians.

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Roxas (2015-05-13 09:59:14)

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I cry myself to sleep because I'm a big loser.

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Perfect_Chaos (2015-05-13 20:47:40)

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^ NO WAY!! YOU!? WHAT!?

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iceman (2015-05-13 20:58:00)

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this is a tell all thread. damn.

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Kindanasty (2015-05-13 21:10:10)

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I shaved my chest after reading 'Let's Clear Our Chest!'

Also, y u capitalise every word?!

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