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What are some hilariously bad pickup lines?
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Started by AgurettiLeaf
(2015-05-03 14:26:52)

ccisawesome (2015-05-04 05:47:23)

Are your pants for sale?
Because there 100% off at my house.

Sup people PM or add me!

Anonymous13 (2015-05-04 05:49:49)

~~i like bing for when i search up yaoi~~

what

hot damn

AgurettiLeaf (2015-05-04 12:06:30)

~~me too eyyyy~~

Are you a farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a cÎ¿ck.

Destroiya (2015-05-04 12:13:18)

Are you from Greece? Because I want you to raise my pillar.
You make me rock hard when I look into your eyes. (A.K.A. Medusa)
Are you like Scyla? Because I want you to eat my man.

I just exist at this point. Nothing too special going on.

Boo (2015-05-04 13:31:37)

Hey, Bing has to pay you to use it. That's sad.

oof

Destroiya (2015-05-04 20:48:44)

^^ I am single because I want to.

I just exist at this point. Nothing too special going on.

TheIronMadden (2015-05-05 03:37:55)

Are you a parking ticket? Because you have "fine" written all over you.

You won't see me here, but you might find me if you look in the right places.

Doreee (2015-05-05 04:02:05)

Are you lung cancer? Because you make it hard for me to breathe

Amatsuki (2015-05-05 22:19:58)

Are you a G-Rank Gravios? Because you cought my mind's eye.

Are you gemming for sharpness? Because you're looking Razor Sharp.

Did you forget to bring cool drinks or are you just this HOT?

Did you paralyze me? Because I'm falling for you.

I have probably lowered everyone's standards of me.

Probably sleeping, probably eating.

Destroiya (2015-05-05 22:28:23)

^ Hey I did Greek myth references so yeah.

I just exist at this point. Nothing too special going on.

ForeverCadino (2015-05-05 22:29:30)

MagmaTheSequel (2015-05-06 01:38:34)

Wanna be my girlfrien? "You forgot the "D." Don't worry. You'll get the "D" later.

I must be dead, because you must be an angel.

Can I smell your nosehairs?

Imagine: You're the ladybug, and I'm the "Dong Beetle."

And finally, the song, "Animals."

Ded mem

WWTEpicFail (2015-05-06 03:21:22)

"You remind me of something, but I don't know what it is.
You remind me of something, you gotta show me."

AgurettiLeaf (2015-05-06 11:58:19)

There will be seven planets left after I destroy Uranus.

Do you run track, because I heard you relay want this D.

Your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas. Could I cum in between?

I'm no weather forecaster, but you can expect a lot more than a few inches tonight.

Drakkrai (2015-05-06 20:05:25)

That 3rd one.

shalala pp

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