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The Taco
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Started by TrueBlue3DS
(2012-08-29 03:03:39)
TrueBlue3DS (2012-08-29 03:03:39)
After 800000000 weeks of no food to eat and prevent famish in the nub of Stewietown, a fellow Turkey weebled in the outbacks and wiggled its butt. It gobbled to everyone in Stewietown and said "Poopie." And chicken-butted away.

The villagers stared at the crazy Turkey and out of nowhere Peter Griffin yelled "Thanksgiving Day is not about God but about them naked mo-" and was then interrupted by Bruce Lee's potatoe. The epicness of the potato killed everyone... except the twinkies, the giant talking cupcakes and the... afros.

Because of this massive gore and murder, a pickle chanted "I'm a homo," to the deceased. The word 'homo' all of a suddenly attracted a toilet eating llama that tried to drive. The llama was floating. "Screw gravity." said the pig that flew away. Float away piggeh, float away. Ok, now to the random shizzle.

Momo Momone flew away from the UTAU world and got married to SpongeBob. Next thing that had happend was Mario licking Luigi's face in such a tense way... they baked themselves into Russia and his Voldka. Oh Hetalia. So something magical happend after Momo and SpongBob wedded... they were turned into fat poodles. They were so fat that they ate a turtle in a cheeseburger costume.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. "I liek trains." said Old Man Jenkins in his Noobie pie. After this commotion there it stood... The Three Little Pigs. Except the pigs were no longer the three little pigs but... the three little waffles. The waffles got touched by a cactus so they were well... touched.

This story has no ending. So... Happy Taco! ---

This post has been edited one or more times, the last time was:
2012-08-29 03:05:35


TrueBlue3DS (2012-08-29 03:04:41)
Tacos.

TrueBlue3DS (2012-08-30 00:39:04)
Tacos

Anonymous13 (2012-08-30 12:07:24)
Taco ~~
hot damn
TrueBlue3DS (2012-08-31 04:13:37)
@Cruncher
... No comment.

TrueBlue3DS (2012-08-31 15:19:55)
My fudging god. @cruncher

TrueBlue3DS (2012-09-01 18:14:34)
Damn right. - ↑

TrueBlue3DS (2012-09-02 02:12:18)
--b

TrueBlue3DS (2012-09-03 23:37:22)
@Unknown

TrueBlue3DS (2012-09-15 14:54:04)


TrueBlue3DS (2012-09-16 15:02:37)
Ok, what is it w/ the boner stuff? Just askin'. xp And...





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TrueBlue3DS (2012-09-19 23:39:36)
Dafaq?

TrueBlue3DS (2012-09-26 22:32:22)
NO Y U WANT TO TRANSLATE?

TrueBlue3DS (2012-09-30 02:19:30)


TrueBlue3DS (2012-11-05 23:01:54)
Don't chu just lave it? :

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