HanShotFirst (2014-05-15 19:09:10)

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>I get up

>I begin my morning praise to the sun

>Bro comes in

>Asks me what I'm doing

>I say "It's 4/20, I'm praising it"

>Bro says I'm being stupid

>I say that's why he'll never get laid

>He hits me a bunch of times

>Ah crie ereytiem

>I silently pray to the Sun to help me

>Door crashes in

>It's Solaire!

>"Sun Bros for life!"

>He slays my bro easily

>I get up and eagerly ask what we're going to do next

>Solaire leans in, grabbing my shoulder

>"Jolly Cooperation!"

>We praise it

>Mid-praising, my crush calls me for a date.

>I look at Solaire, then answer her.

>"Bretheren before Wenches"

>Today was a good day

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HanShotFirst (2014-05-15 19:12:58)

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^ Praise the Sun.

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Bean (2014-05-15 19:15:13)

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Praise the moon.

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HanShotFirst (2014-05-15 19:18:16)

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Bean is a Heretic.

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HanShotFirst (2014-05-15 19:24:59)

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^

I am too. Clearly the only thing you should be praising is the Sun. All you Brogres and Bronies are inferior to us Sun Bros.

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HanShotFirst (2014-05-15 19:28:13)

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^ Spreading the truth. Start praising the Sun.

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Bean (2014-05-15 19:28:24)

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^ 4chan is lo- FORGET IT!

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ayuki (2014-05-15 19:48:26)

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praisethesun

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AntiChrist (2014-05-15 20:06:50)

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Why can't you guys worship anyone interesting like satan or hitler

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ayuki (2014-05-15 20:45:00)

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^
no
solaire is our lord and savior

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ED (2014-05-15 21:57:24)

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Illuminati, the Anti-Christ, the new world order!

Praise thhe loomynardy!

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Jason2k14 (2014-05-15 23:57:16)

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> title says to be HanShotFirst

>rather shoot myself than to be a fgt

>but before I shoot myself, I'd shoot this thread

> then I bomb HanShotFirst's house like a terrorist

> then I shoot myself

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TREEhugger101 (2014-05-16 01:26:16)

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WARNING. High amounts of insults using the word "faggot".


Loljk.

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HanShotFirst (2014-05-16 02:35:45)

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I make a thread about Praising the Sun. I get general negative responses.

Bronies have had 2 mega threads doing nothing but praising MLP. More or less accepted by this point

Maybe it's because I didn't add enough pictures.

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TREEhugger101 (2014-05-16 02:41:10)

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Everybody is too scared to hate on the MLP threads because Mega runs them. By saying this I am passively handing more and more power to Mega until he becomes a corrupt tyrant.
The Bronylord of the forums, no doubt.
The MLP fandom is so full of over-defensive weirdos that it's hard to hate on them. I'd much rather say "I don't give a flying damn if I hurt your feelings. I don't live to please you, you faggot." but I know I'd get in trouble for that.

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