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Ron1212 (2013-03-21 10:46:19)Where did Emily go after the bomb raiding in her town?
Everywhere.
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FrequentDeath (2013-03-21 10:59:18)And also Mametchi, it goes:
Why did Suzie fall off of the swing?
She had no arms.
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SPCOxion (2013-03-21 11:01:43)I thought antijokes are logical and possible..
Who the hell would have a swing in the street?
FrequentDeath (2013-03-21 11:18:25)It usually ends with him standing on the boat, then it says: The moral of the story is: Don't stand on boats.
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(The opposite of a joke, and I'll add more.)
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have a gun,
Get in the van.
How do you make a football player cry?
You kill their family.
How many dead babies does it take to fill a bath tub?
17.
Friends are a lot like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.
Do you know the difference between a bicycle and a black man?
A bicycle is an object and a black man is a human being.
Yo mama is so stupid that she was tested and proven to be mentally retarded.
What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse?
An horse.
Why did the plane crash?
The pilot was a loaf of bread.
What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?
An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.
An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk.
The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.
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