little5 (2016-06-27 15:37:13)

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Would you?

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Destroiya (2016-06-27 15:41:41)

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>Too weak
>Wouldn't do it in the first place
>Pretty sure you'd get the police on your ass

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little5 (2016-06-27 16:03:25)

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I would, hands down (morelikehandsup). Fourteen billion dollars is a lot. I'll give her a million or two for compensation. That's plenty enough to fix her frail bones and guarantee a nice and happy last 7 years of her life retirement.

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AntiChrist (2016-06-27 16:11:29)

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I'm with Meia on this one. That's enough money to have you set for years. As long as you're not an idiot, you will always be financially stable.

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Nin10dude789 (2016-06-27 16:31:06)

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Can I get a small loan of a million dollars?

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little5 (2016-06-27 16:35:25)

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"Part of me is questioning why capitalism drives people to a point of pure violence in the quest for capital.

The other part of me would knock her into a new age bracket, ethnicity, race, religion, and astrological sign. Send her lil dentures flying clear across the Atlantic, smh.

I’m simply conflicted."

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TapRoot0ak (2016-06-27 17:03:56)

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Hell yeah.

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Nemesis (2016-06-27 18:00:44)

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LMAO yes

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TapRoot0ak (2016-06-27 18:04:43)

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Granny lived a good life anyway. She'll understand.

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jgirl94 (2016-06-27 18:05:43)

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Nope 😕

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TwilightWinter (2016-06-27 18:39:36)

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14 billion or 15 billion?

No, she is weak and she is old. We should respect her and knock nothing that belongs to her. (:

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Gumball (2016-06-27 18:45:05)

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Yes.

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Crush42 (2016-06-27 18:50:51)

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Assuming it's 14/15 billion *dollars to knock her out, I'd explain the situation to her, offer her up to half of the after-tax income, and if she agrees, I'd look up the least painful way with the least amount of permanent or long-lasting damage to go through with it, and probably do so.

If she doesn't agree, who am I to do it anyway?

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PANZERFAUST (2016-06-27 19:28:31)

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I've knocked out old people before for free. I don't see the issue here.

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Nemesis (2016-06-27 20:16:38)

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Made me chuckle.^

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