Jackiella Beanstalk the 69th was walking home one day, until she found a forest. Se was a little boy and studied nature and nudism. The curious girl walked into the forest.

Jackiella was greeted by a black donkey with "Property of Shrek" written on his ass. "Nnnnnnnnnreeeigh heheh!" the donkey said, charging at Jackiella. "It's okay, boy... Here..." she gave the donkey a pat on it's head. Jackiella laughed. "What's your name?" "Neighhhhhhhhh!", "Alright. 'neigh'! Let's explore the forest!" Jackiella yelled gleefully with adventure, getting on the black donkey.

Meanwhile, deep in the forest, a mysterious thirsty green ogre was preparing his attack on his next victim. "Donkeh donkey on the swamp, tell me who I should clomp." he said to his magical mirror. "Jackiella Beanstalk the 69th." the mirror would reply. "Yes..." the ogre replied, taking off his rope. "That donkeh has one coming to her, if my name isn't Shrek!"

Jackiella was riding on Neigh, her new friend. "Look at those berries!" she said, taking note. "imma eet 1" jack sed butt she died teh end. "Neighhhh!" Neigh shouted. "What is it?" Jackiella paused. Neigh pointed a hoof towards a green bear. "Ooh! I've never seen those before!" Jackiella pointed out. "Let's go, boy!" she told Neigh.

As they approached the green bear, it got foggier. "Ugh... I'm tired..." Jackiella yawned, as Neigh neighed in agreement. "I... have to... go on..." Jackiella forced to stay strong. She fell asleep though, along with Neigh, right when the green bear was in front of them. "Hahahaha." the green bear faced their cold sleeping bodies. "Those donkehs are one tough cookiehz. But they aren't strong enough for... Shrek!" the green bear unzipped his bear costume to reveal that he was Shrek to the reader. "Now, the sleeping powder will keep them asleep for a long time. Better kill my victim fast." Shrek laughed menacing as he grabbed Jackiella and Neigh, stuffing them in his pair of Pampers Pullups.

"Wha... What's going on?" Jackiella awoke, scared. "You are in mah make-out dungeon where I'll make out with you viscously." the green ogre smirked. "I am studying nudism..." Jackiella said, innocently.

den shrek and jackiella maid out n had bbies teh end