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What piece of advice would you give an infant?
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Started by lovemuffin
(2014-08-03 23:33:35)

Mia (2014-08-04 01:24:09)

Infants might survive floating around in a river. Would they survive falling off a waterfall? No. Most humans wouldn't, depending on the size and the current.

Mia (2014-08-04 01:24:48)

^Of the waterfall.

I'll continue this later.

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Mia (2014-08-04 01:52:00)

Would you rather let Collette play near the top of a raging waterfall or down by a peaceful river?

Mia (2014-08-04 01:53:13)

And just so you know, baby Mitchell would be* just fine in an anarchist situation. :T

>It's later<

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Mia (2014-08-04 01:59:08)

Lets see how strong willed she is when her lungs are filled with fluid.

carlos11 (2014-08-04 02:42:37)

Regardless of whether or not the infant can understand human language, it cannot put any advice to use since it doesn't have a "life" of its own yet, and it will not remember anything that occurs in such an early stage of life, such as whatever advice I gave it.

Language is a tool for efficient communication. The internet is a tool for fast communication. Do not defy both intents by posting incoherent writing.

Mia (2014-08-04 02:54:44)

^^^^ Not necessarily.

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Mia (2014-08-04 02:56:10)

Idek

carlos11 (2014-08-04 03:12:46)

I can recall memories as far back as when I was 3 years old.

Not that I knew exactly what was going on or that I can remember events that happened one day after the other, but there are several things that stand out that I remember in detail. For one thing, I remember when I used diapers. When I was around 4, I fell and tumbled down a flight of stairs. It is incredible how flexible and tolerant to pain you are at that age.

Language is a tool for efficient communication. The internet is a tool for fast communication. Do not defy both intents by posting incoherent writing.

Mia (2014-08-04 03:20:45)

I've never fallen down a flight of stairs...

carlos11 (2014-08-04 03:24:35)

I tripped because my shoe was untied. I think that the reason it didn't hurt is because of how much less one weighs when they're that young. You can trip and fall, even roll down the stairs, without getting seriously hurt.

Now, it hurts. Every time.

Language is a tool for efficient communication. The internet is a tool for fast communication. Do not defy both intents by posting incoherent writing.

carlos11 (2014-08-04 03:30:23)

If you were a baby, I'd tell you to wear pads on your knees and elbows. That'd be my advice to you.

Language is a tool for efficient communication. The internet is a tool for fast communication. Do not defy both intents by posting incoherent writing.

carlos11 (2014-08-04 03:34:37)

Some bubble wrap too.

Language is a tool for efficient communication. The internet is a tool for fast communication. Do not defy both intents by posting incoherent writing.

Pokemonbro12 (2014-08-04 05:49:13)

Have turtle sex

Die of cancer

BirdJesus (2014-08-04 05:50:30)

Girls are hot.

"Ugh, I need to go masturbate now. Whenever I get mad or worried, that's what I do."
-mega, the homosexual animal rapist.

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