Alpaca (2015-10-20 04:28:27)

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Why were you looking at a dead body and it's ?

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UnhingedTool (2015-10-20 04:31:06)

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It was on a website. Not IRL. And the dude just had a hard Johnson.

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Alpaca (2015-10-20 04:34:29)

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You can find anything on the Internet.

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UnhingedTool (2015-10-20 04:35:42)

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I know.

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Alpaca (2015-10-20 04:38:05)

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On the Internet you could watch cat videos. You could watch twerking videos.

Or better yet, watch twerking cat videos.

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UnhingedTool (2015-10-20 04:54:26)

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I'll prefer just the Twerk.

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Lani (2015-10-20 05:04:46)

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If you died with a woody, it probably wouldn't last long afterwards.

If you die a violent/exciting death, in rare cases you might get one after death, but this is relaxed by major muscle massage as any other Rigor Mortis is. It's known as "angel lust".

If you think relaxing an excited corpse is the worst thing a mortician has to do, you don't wanna know what they do to your butt.

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Alpaca (2015-10-20 05:05:39)

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But have you see twerking cats? It's especially funny when the cats are fat.

Fat cats are my favorite. I really like when fat cats lay on their backs and you can see their big fluffy bellies. So cute.

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UnhingedTool (2015-10-20 05:07:58)

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Same.

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Alpaca (2015-10-20 05:09:50)

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Petting a fat cat's big fluffy belly is worth them attacking your hand, honestly.

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UnhingedTool (2015-10-20 05:42:18)

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same

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Alpaca (2015-10-20 06:03:12)

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Flux, you're saltier than McDonald's fries.

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Alpaca (2015-10-20 07:13:46)

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I can't legally work yet.

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Nemesis (2015-10-21 03:20:18)

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Wendy's is ing gross work somewhere else before you're contaminated

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UnhingedTool (2015-10-21 03:21:09)

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Stop overreacting.

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