SPCOxion (2014-10-03 14:47:59)

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Alright. Unless you've been living under a rock for the past few days, you'll know that Ebola is in the US. Dallas, Texas, to be precise.

Let's stop right there for a moment, because this is where people start to go crazy ( "oh mi gawd, i liv in tx, i want to moev!!1" ). Seriously, don't worry.

The one guy who has it is in quarantine. They're tracking down everyone who he may have been in contact with and tested them for it. You know what that means? They're eliminating it already.

Unless someone's holding a gun to your head and forcing you to walk into a quarantine room, seriously, don't worry.

Source:
http://www.boston.com/health/2014/09/30/first-case-ebola-diagnosed-united-states/QOlRe91acepNXyOIXyHQUK/story.html

More information:
http://www.npr.org/blogs/health/2014/10/02/352983774/no-seriously-how-contagious-is-ebola

This post has been edited one or more times, the last time was:
2014-10-03 20:17:01

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carlos11 (2014-10-03 14:59:24)

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Thanks for the info. We needed something to counter that other retarded thread.

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Tachikoma (2014-10-03 18:31:53)

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I completely agree with Kishy.

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Jason2k14 (2014-10-03 19:31:41)

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Carlos is unbanned? Wow, it felt like heaven without 'em.

I knew this hours ago, I would lock my other thread, but I'm too lazy.

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AntiChrist (2014-10-03 20:47:28)

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To add, there IS treatment for ebola chan, so even if ebola chan does visit you, you'll probably be fine. The two people that were in Atlanta recently were cured of ebola chan. There's no need to be afraid.

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Tachikoma (2014-10-03 21:09:59)

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Good luck, Ebola-chan. Let your love guide the world.

don't worry, i'm not one of those ebola-chan worshippers *cough*4chan*cough*

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AgurettiLeaf (2014-10-03 22:47:56)

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BirdJesus (2014-10-04 00:20:17)

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I was never worried at all. It is hilarious to watch the teenagers lose their minds, though.

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AgurettiLeaf (2014-10-04 00:52:01)

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Seriously, though, calm the hell down.

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Dimentia (2014-10-04 01:24:08)

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N0

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AgurettiLeaf (2014-10-04 01:37:40)

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F4G QU1T P05T1NG OR I B33T U @ C0D

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WWTEpicFail (2014-10-04 01:45:50)

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>inb4 I hate Ebola-Chan more than the actual Ebola

>inb4 Canada dies

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Cr1tiKaL (2014-10-04 05:34:35)

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Who the hell came up with the idea to make Ebola a meme?

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ayuki (2014-10-04 06:41:54)

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4Chan. -Crit

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Cr1tiKaL (2014-10-04 07:53:55)

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^ Home of all memes.

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