Don't know If this is somewhat a personal secret but its about the past and It wouldn't really matter anymore but I have been abused when I was a kid by daycare or I think preschool teachers. I was the only one who has been abused because I was way different between the other kids who behaves more than me.

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I'M GAY

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a girl I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ing retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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