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An Uninteresting Story.
GawdHydra (2016-05-09 02:31:17)This is the best uninteresting story since the last one. 10/10
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GawdHydra (2016-05-23 02:36:01)Wait, I read it. My name is Solomon.
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Chapter 1: Steve eats breakfast, then goes to school.
Steve woke up at 5:30 am because he had to wake up early during weekdays, preventing him from being late for school. Steve got out of his bed that he always slept in. Steve went to the bathroom to take a shower, but when he got there, he noticed something quite unpleasant.... There were no towels in the bathroom. This was an unpleasant sight because Steve needed a towel to dry off with once he was done taking his shower.
However, he was able to come up with a solution to the problem. He knew that if he got a towel and brought it there, then he would have a towel in the bathroom. Steve went to the laundry room and looked for a towel. He found a towel. Steve brought the towel to the bathroom and took a shower. After he took a shower, he dried himself off with the towel that he had obtained from the laundry room. Steve then got dressed and did the other hygienic things that proper humans like himself did in the morning.
After he did those things, he went downstairs to eat breakfast so the he could gain the nutrients he would need for all the tasks he would have to complete that day.
"Hmm... What should I eat for breakfast on this particular day, which happens to be April 25th."
Said Steve.
"I will eat toast today."
Steve got some bread out of the bag that contains bread, which was in the pantry. He got two pieces of bread. He then put the two pieces of bread into the toaster. While he was waiting for the toast to be ready, his sister came into the kitchen. She was there to eat breakfast as well.
"Good Morning, Steve."
Said Steve's sister.
"Good morning, Kaitlyn."
Replied Steve. Kaitlyn decided to eat cereal for breakfast. After the toast was ready, Steve put butter on the toast. Then Steve ate the toast. He also drank some liquid water. Steve always did this to stay hydrated. When Steve was done eating breakfast, he got his backpack which contained the things he needed to complete his tasks for school. He then went outside and walked to his bus stop. He went there because his bus that brought him to school always came there to pick him up and bring him to school.
When he arrived at the bus stop, he saw his best friend, Bob, standing at the bus stop. He, too, was going to school.
"Hello, Bob."
Said Steve.
"Hello Steve."
Replied Bob.
"Wonderful wether we are having this Monday morning, wouldn't you agree?"
Said Steve.
"Yes. The wether is quite acceptable today. Speaking of Monday's, boy do I find them unpleasant. I do not enjoy Mondays."
"Yes, I, too, dislike Mondays, as they are the end of the break that lasts two days which we receive at the end of the week after Fridays, unless we are on summer vacation or another break."
"You are correct, however, it is important that we go to school on Mondays because we must do so in order to get the education we need so we can get jobs one day."
"Yes, Bob, you are also correct. If we are not able to obtain jobs, we will be unable to obtain the currency we will inevitably need to buy the things such as edible organic matter in an effort to keep ourselves alive for a longer amount of time."
Bob nodded in agreement. Eventually, the bus came. Bob and Steve went on the bus and sat next to each other because they were friends. The bus that they rode on went around the neighborhood to pick up other kids who were going to school. The bus went to the school. Bob and Steve then got off the bus.
"We have arrived at school."
Said Steve.
"Indeed, we have."
Replied Bob.
Chapter 2: Steve goes to class and does an assignment.
Steve and Bob went to the first of their four classes (their school went by block schedule). Steve sat down at his desk. It was the desk he always sat at in that class because the teacher had assigned everyone seats. Steve did not get to sit next to his friend Bob, but he was somewhat close enough to speak to him.
Steve took his binder out of his book bag. He then took his homework out of his binder. He was supposed to turn in said homework on that very day. He had completed the homework because he was a very efficient person who took his education seriously. His dream was to become a paint observer, which is a person who tests out new paint made by paint companies by putting it on a wall and observing it as it dries. Steve had always practiced this often. He invested a lot of time into this passion of his.
"Hello, class. Good morning."
Said Mr. Nelson, the teacher. Steve and Bob paid attention when the teacher spoke because it was the proper way to behave.
"Good morning, Mr. Nelson."
Said Bob.
"Good morning to you too, Bob."
Said Mr. Nelson. Harry, another young man who was also in Steve's first block class said good morning to Mr. Nelson as well. Harry was not a friend of Steve or Bob, but he was in the class. Since he was not a friend, he was an acquaintance. There were other aquantinces that were not Steve's friend in the class as well, such as; Melvin, Diane, Claude, Vlad, Harrison, Oswald, Perry, Gabriel, Alice, Solomon, Bradley, Peter, Jerrison, Alexaviour, Neem, and Chlorence.
Mr. Nelson told everyone to turn in their homework. However, Solomon did not turn in his homework.
"Do you have your homework, Solomon?"
Asked Mr. Nelson.
"I did not do my homework."
He replied. Mr. Nelson was very disappointed.
Exactly two minutes and thirty one seconds later, Mr. Nelson gave everyone an assignment to do. Gabriel was the first one to turn in the assignment because she was the one who finished first. It took her exactly two minutes and fourteen seconds. Solomon was not doing his assignment, which made him appear less competent compared to Gabriel due to the fact that she turned her assignment in and worked very efficiently, whereas he did the exact opposite and did no work whatsoever. Mr. Nelson was very disappointed.
"Solomon, you should do the assignment. It is very important for you education."
Said Mr. Nelson.
"I do not wish to do my assignment, Mr. Nelson, as I find it quite uninteresting."
Replied Solomon.Mr. Nelson was very disappointed. Steve was the eighth person to get his assignment done. He got his assignment done and turned it in the exact same time that Oswald did.
"What a coincidence."
Said Oswald.
"We have both finished our assignment at the same time."
"Yes. Indeed we have. What a coincidence."
Replied Steve. Oswald and Steve returned to their desks.
"How is your assignment coming along, Bob?"
Steve asked Bob.
"Very well. I am 87% done with my assignment."
"It appears you are making progress on your assignment."
"Indeed."
Mr. Nelson was not disappointed in Steve or Bob, because they did not disappoint him. Suddenly, Solomon said a swear word. Bradley gasped in shock.
"That is a very improper thing to say."
Said Vlad.
"That does not concern me in the slightest."
Stated Solomon, indicating that he felt no regard for the way he made Vlad and Bradley feel.
"Solomon, I am very disappointed with your behavior today. I would like for you to act more respectful."
Said Mr. Nelson.
"I apologize. Perhaps I was not acting the way a proper student should. I shall change my behavior."
Said Solomon.
"Thank you Solomon."
Mr. Nelson was no longer disappointed. Steve and Bob were very glad that the conflict had been resolved.
You can find this story on my Wattpad. Sometimes more chapters will be published there before I post them here.