Crush42 (2015-11-19 13:04:00)

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Dead baby jokes: you like 'em? Post 'em here!

You don't like them? You like being a jackwagon to people different from you? Go ahead and post your hatred, too, cos we know that's what half of the threads are anymore anyway!

What do you call a baby that's gone through a blender and onto a stove?

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Destroiya (2015-11-19 13:18:11)

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What is a baby? Something you'll never have.

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Crush42 (2015-11-19 13:50:45)

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Not a dead baby joke, and since my Fiancée and I have agreed that we don't want children, not even a joke, really. Congratulations, Destroiya, you have failed harder than your parents when they raised you.

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TwilightWinter (2015-11-19 16:52:37)

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Crush just made a dead baby joke.

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PrinceMurphy (2015-11-19 18:47:59)

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What's the best part of a dead baby joke? They never get old.

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Crush42 (2015-11-19 18:52:43)

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^Epic.

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WWTEpicFail (2015-11-19 22:31:37)

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What's dead? Babies.

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Destroiya (2015-11-19 23:56:57)

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"Something you'll never have"
Something that is not living is dead until given life.

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Crush42 (2015-11-20 00:50:37)

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My favourite one to date:

What's more disgusting than a dead baby?

What's more disgusting than that?

And what's more disgusting than that?

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Lani (2015-11-20 00:53:52)

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What's more useless than a dead baby?



This thread.

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Crush42 (2015-11-20 00:57:48)

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^ *Lani

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DANUT3RCISD (2015-11-20 03:59:47)

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lol what happens if u drop a dead baby and a Tomato, they both go splat

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@crush42u should be jolly jokes mud

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brandoin (2015-11-20 05:08:22)

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What's the difference between onions and babies?

I cry when I chop onions.

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Destroiya (2015-11-20 05:27:08)

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What's the difference between a dead rat and a dead baby? The rat smells better.

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Nemesis (2015-11-20 05:46:24)

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

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