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The Couch Eater
Started by Perfect_Chaos
(2015-08-15 22:35:59)
Perfect_Chaos (2015-08-15 22:35:59)
In 2001 my family moved to a new house, we had a cool couch. Years later, people began losing things, such as phones, wallets, and remote controllers. It came to the point to just leaving your phone there would doom it, so we got a new couch. Everything seemed fine at first, however, I noticed I couldn't find my Wii U Gamepad stand, no matter where I looked, I couldn't find it. When I wanted to get P:M again, I couldn't find my gamecube controller, and last but not least, my 3ds. I never found it...untily today. I decided to look in the couch, now this couch had very few holes, so it was hard to look, I was about to give up, until I saw the hole in the corner. I usually sat near the corner of the couch so I decided to look...EVERYTHING I lost was found there, The Couch Eater was back, but this time, it will take your handhelds.

So yeah, have you ever lost something and found out it was hidden behind, under, or inside furniture? Discuss.
Nutsy (2015-08-15 23:03:06)
No but my brother lost his Action Replay DS in our friends' couch.
UnhingedTool (2015-08-15 23:06:10)
My virginity.
Ayy Lmao.
little5 (2015-08-15 23:19:56)
I was thinking someone ate the couch, judging by the title

My found my hamster in my couch, and my brother's 3DS, too. By then he had a new one. Whoops.
BirdJesus (2015-08-15 23:53:22)
Nice post, Ponyfag. I bet you like watching the pool boy wrestle your mother. Oh wait, you're a Mexican and can't afford a pool.
"Ugh, I need to go masturbate now. Whenever I get mad or worried, that's what I do."
-mega, the homosexual animal rapist.
Perfect_Chaos (2015-08-16 01:05:55)
who u talkin to
BirdJesus (2015-08-16 02:06:39)
I said Mexican and Ponyfag. Take a wild guess.
"Ugh, I need to go masturbate now. Whenever I get mad or worried, that's what I do."
-mega, the homosexual animal rapist.
Perfect_Chaos (2015-08-16 02:21:06)
I didn't know Tool was mexican.
BirdJesus (2015-08-16 02:25:50)
He hates Donald Trump for that reason.
"Ugh, I need to go masturbate now. Whenever I get mad or worried, that's what I do."
-mega, the homosexual animal rapist.
UnhingedTool (2015-08-16 02:39:34)
Some raging Weaboo is mad, for no reason. And a pool is a waste of money

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2015-08-16 02:47:44

Ayy Lmao.
UnhingedTool (2015-08-16 04:55:22)
Too much money to clean it, just take a cold shower, or fill the tub with water.
Ayy Lmao.
BirdJesus (2015-08-16 06:17:22)
>Weeaboo

Nice job using internet buzzwords you learned from Tumblr. Do you even know what a weeaboo is?
"Ugh, I need to go masturbate now. Whenever I get mad or worried, that's what I do."
-mega, the homosexual animal rapist.
UnhingedTool (2015-08-16 06:29:00)
Yes I do, and I don't use tumblr, and stop using green text.
Ayy Lmao.
ConnorRonnoc (2015-08-16 22:20:53)
Vote Trump

don't greentext out of 4chan though
bite za dusto
Arctic (2015-08-17 00:07:01)
My Ipod shuffle.
 

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