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The Couch Eater
little5 (2015-08-15 23:19:56)I was thinking someone ate the couch, judging by the title
My found my hamster in my couch, and my brother's 3DS, too. By then he had a new one. Whoops.
BirdJesus (2015-08-15 23:53:22)Nice post, Ponyfag. I bet you like watching the pool boy wrestle your mother. Oh wait, you're a Mexican and can't afford a pool.
"Ugh, I need to go masturbate now. Whenever I get mad or worried, that's what I do."
-mega, the homosexual animal rapist.
-mega, the homosexual animal rapist.
BirdJesus (2015-08-16 02:06:39)I said Mexican and Ponyfag. Take a wild guess.
"Ugh, I need to go masturbate now. Whenever I get mad or worried, that's what I do."
-mega, the homosexual animal rapist.
-mega, the homosexual animal rapist.
BirdJesus (2015-08-16 02:25:50)He hates Donald Trump for that reason.
"Ugh, I need to go masturbate now. Whenever I get mad or worried, that's what I do."
-mega, the homosexual animal rapist.
-mega, the homosexual animal rapist.
UnhingedTool (2015-08-16 02:39:34)Some raging Weaboo is mad, for no reason. And a pool is a waste of money
2015-08-16 02:47:44
Ayy Lmao.
UnhingedTool (2015-08-16 04:55:22)Too much money to clean it, just take a cold shower, or fill the tub with water.
Ayy Lmao.
BirdJesus (2015-08-16 06:17:22)>Weeaboo
Nice job using internet buzzwords you learned from Tumblr. Do you even know what a weeaboo is?
"Ugh, I need to go masturbate now. Whenever I get mad or worried, that's what I do."
-mega, the homosexual animal rapist.
-mega, the homosexual animal rapist.
UnhingedTool (2015-08-16 06:29:00)Yes I do, and I don't use tumblr, and stop using green text.
Ayy Lmao.
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In 2001 my family moved to a new house, we had a cool couch. Years later, people began losing things, such as phones, wallets, and remote controllers. It came to the point to just leaving your phone there would doom it, so we got a new couch. Everything seemed fine at first, however, I noticed I couldn't find my Wii U Gamepad stand, no matter where I looked, I couldn't find it. When I wanted to get P:M again, I couldn't find my gamecube controller, and last but not least, my 3ds. I never found it...untily today. I decided to look in the couch, now this couch had very few holes, so it was hard to look, I was about to give up, until I saw the hole in the corner. I usually sat near the corner of the couch so I decided to look...EVERYTHING I lost was found there, The Couch Eater was back, but this time, it will take your handhelds.
So yeah, have you ever lost something and found out it was hidden behind, under, or inside furniture? Discuss.