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The warning
BirdJesus (2015-05-26 02:12:19)We already know your life sucks, Anti.
"Ugh, I need to go masturbate now. Whenever I get mad or worried, that's what I do."
-mega, the homosexual animal rapist.
-mega, the homosexual animal rapist.
Nutsy (2015-05-26 05:09:06)This is overly dark and edgy, man. I can't remember if the rest of your stuff was like this.

Destroiya (2015-05-26 12:00:20)This is different than the others.
I just exist at this point. Nothing too special going on.
BirdJesus (2015-05-26 22:04:51)It sounds a lot like some of Anti's life stories.
"Ugh, I need to go masturbate now. Whenever I get mad or worried, that's what I do."
-mega, the homosexual animal rapist.
-mega, the homosexual animal rapist.
^ Not sure what you mean by that. Also, I'm about to post another (not lame) story so I'm going to close this one to leave room for everyone else's posts.
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There once lived two douche bag narcissists who wanted nothing more to than to have everyone boost their ego on a daily basis. For that, they needed a good reputation. What was the only way they knew how to get that? CONFORM CONFORM CONFORM!
They became "Christian", they had a kid, pretended they "loved" him and paraded him around like a doll. The kid's name was Theld F. Rambon. Theld, unless making his parents look like "good" people, he was completely useless to them. They felt as if his "constant" need for attention was too much work for them. At the age of two and up, his parents screamed at him to shut up each time he tried to talk to them. They only fed him (reluctantly) once a day, unless it was becoming too noticable that he wasn't well fed.
They only bought him toys so that it wouldn't look like they were abusing him. After all, the main point of his existence was to make the parents look good, right? Well, as he got older, the douche bags had more useful things they could do with him.
Theld grew up very confused due to the fact that his parents made him do all the housework while they sat around, and yelled at him constantly for being "last". This eventually made Theld convinced that he WAS last, and he tried as hard as he could every day to make his parents think otherwise, not knowing that they would never be pleased. Sometimes the verbal abuse he got for being "last" was so bad that he would begin crying. While he cried, the douche bags kept yelling until their lungs could not take any more.
When his parents were in a bad mood, the would punish Theld, claiming he did things that he didn't do. By the age of 8, Theld thought he was a terrible person because of how often he "misbehaved". One day, Theld asked his mother of he had short term memory loss.
"Go away asshat! I'm busy!"
She said the first few times. Eventually, Theld got a response.
"Why do you ask?"
Said his mother
"I can never remember any of the things I get punished for. I am never able to figure out what I did!"
His mother saw this as an opportunity to justify all the random punishments she and her husband have him.
"Son, you have a mental illness. It is what keeps you from remembering anything you did wrong. It only lets you remember the good things about you so that you can convince yourself you are a good person. However, with enough hard work, you can stop being selfish and actually become a good person."
Theld burst into tears. He could not handle the thought of being a bad person. He thought his whole life that he was a "normal" person. Everyone at school said he was nice and his teachers told him that he was always the best behaved. This was a real shock to him.
Theld decided that he would do whatever it took to remember all the bad things he did and eventually become a normal person. Little did he know, he was already a great person. It was his parents who literally COULD NOT comprehend or remember any wrong they did.
One day, Thelds parents were fed up with the way their bosses treated them and decided to take it out on Theld. They hated how happy his friends made him, so they decided to transfer him to a different school. Without even telling him. They drove him to the new school one day, ignoring him when he asked why they were there.
"I must've done something bad again."
He thought
People showed him where to go. He adjusted as quickly as he could without whining, for fear of being punished. It took him a while to make new friends and whatnot because of how much he hated himself. Everyone said he was very nice and his teachers appreciated how well he behaved. Theld convinced himself that he was creating false memories whenever people praised him. Whenever the teachers called his parents to tell them how good Theld was, his parents would become irrationally angry and punish him, telling him that his teachers disapproved of his behavior.
Some of the kids at school bullied Theld just because he was teachers pet. Theld tried getting his parents to help him, but they only told him that he was probably being mean to the other kids, which was why they bullied him. Theld wanted to tell his teacher, but he was convinced she hated him. One day a kid pushed him off a slide and he broke his arm. He told the teachers he wasn't being careful and fell, because he was pretty sure it was his fault and he just imagined that someone else did it to him. He believed this was another step to becoming a normal person. He had no intention of becoming a "good" person, as he thought it was impossible.
"If my parents can't reach me to be a good person, than who possibly could?"
He thought
By the time he was twelve, the abuse escalated a lot. His parents homeschooled him. He was forced to stay in his room all day with no form of entertainment and he didn't have any way of contacting his friends. He lived this way until he was sixteen and his parents became too lazy to homeschool him.
He made a very small amount of friends, but he couldn't contact then. His parents also didn't let him get a license or a learners permit. He had no way of leaving the house to see anyone.
Eventually, something clicked on his mind. He actually was a good person.
"treat others as you would like to be treated"...
He was not evil and he DID NOT have any "mental illness"!
An example of your inconsistent "guidance"...
He was tired of the way he was treated. He was tired of the verbal beatings, the random punishments, the lies. But most of all...
You are a joke.
He was tired of his lack of privacy. His parents made the mistake of not respecting him enough to even let him establish healthy boundaries.
If you believe you could get away with half these things, you are sorely mistaken.
Yes, this drove him up a wall. When he snapped, he knocked both his parents unconcious with a bat and dragged them to the basement.
To all future parents of 3dsplaza...
When they awoke, held down in chains, he yanked off their fingernails one by one with the back part of a hammer. He poured salt and vinegar into the wounds. Then he got out a lighter and burned each wound one by one. The screams muffled by ducktape were nnot loud enough to be heard by anyone.
Heed my warning.
He then drilled small holes in the pupils of the douche bags. In them, he poured ants into them. What a shame he couldn't find red ones. He filled their ears with sugar and trapped ants in there too. With a pair of tweezers, he removed their nipples and desposed of them in the plastic container of hydrophloric acid that he had ready.
Raise your children the way you would like to be raised. If they turn out to be better than you ever were, get over it.
His dad had always told him to "grow a pair". Ironically, with the held of a mousetrap and a chainsaw, his father would no longer be in any position to say that again. Heheh...
It also might be a good idea to give them some space....
He spent all night using all the tools in his house for all his creative ways of torturing his parents. He dissolved all the evidence in the tub of hydrophloric acid. He left his blind, deaf and constantly in excruciating pain parents in the basement to wallow in their misery and their narcissism until eventually and ever so slowly... They died.
Nobody found them after they went "missing". They had not written wills yet, so Theld inherited almost everything. He eventually got a nice home, a good job, started a family and was free. His parents, doomed to watch him as ghosts who could not see each other, did not like that. They were doomed to watch him be happy for the rest of his long, happy life. They reincarnated into a third world country and Theld was reunited with everyone he ever loved.
The end.