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little5 (2015-05-23 23:27:17)I'd arrest Jack and break the 8th and 6th amendment while doing so.
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little5 (2015-05-23 23:30:47)Oh, and isn't Roxas a guy? He's into girls.
Unless we're talking about different Roxas'.
Nutsy (2015-05-24 13:58:03)I refuse to recognize transgenders(and anybody for that matter) as anything but their birth gender.
Destroiya (2015-05-24 20:52:09)Lindsay I'm blonde.
Sign me as the guy to randomly appear and die.
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I just exist at this point. Nothing too special going on.
Elim (2015-05-24 22:25:51)mega: Something isn't right; even my beloved Sammi is in this mysterious trance.
The very idea of actually creating a signature makes me tired
Destroiya (2015-05-25 00:04:21)Corban: Aye, what's up everyone? *gets shot*
I just exist at this point. Nothing too special going on.
little5 (2015-05-26 00:16:07)>2015
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Destroiya (2015-05-26 00:41:00)Oh MeiaxJack? Coreia is no longer canon. Hallelujah!
I just exist at this point. Nothing too special going on.
Destroiya (2015-05-27 11:59:47)Coreia sounds like a city.
I just exist at this point. Nothing too special going on.
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We visit our friends of 3DSPlaza during a nice spring morning, all sharing some coffee outside of Tardbucks, a knockoff of Starbucks.
TFDFrance: ...so then I said to Carlos, "YOU'RE THE QUEER YOU BIG FAT
Every male at the table: *laughs*
TetrisDude335: It's funny because it's true.
omega: I feel feelings of laughter surge throughout my veins. ~
Nutsy: Haha, it's funny because Carlos deserves to rot in hell like every other queer.
Mr. Spector: Okay, okay, guys. Then I walk up to Carlos; and we have a steamy make out fest, haha!
Crickets start chirping.
Green_plesioth: Heheh...
BirdJesus: ...
StygianZinogre: THAT'S IT. *drinks the rest of his coffee, throws it on the ground, and jumps on the table, grabbing Spector* GET THE HELL OUT, NOOB. *spikes Mr. Spector out to the depths of space*
AgurettiLeaf: HAHAHA! *claps wildly*
ToXiPhObE: Haha! Man, you gotta love Chad, right Amina... *chuckles and nudges Amina with his elbow* hm... Amina?
BirdJesus: Um, what's wrong with the females?... besides Lindsay, Doris, and Autumn, of course.
mega: Something isn't right; even my beloved Sammi is in this mysterious trance.
Sackacuga: I think they're looking at him. *points at jdrelicharz*
All of the males, and Lindsay, Autumn, and Doris, shift their eyes over to a male with messy blond hair, brown eyes, nice tan, and hot slender body.
AngelRibbons: Ah... he's so dreamy... >w<
Doreee: Oh dear god...
ForeverCadino: *snaps pictures of him* Damn right, he'll be in my next fanfiction, staring us... <3
Fascism: He can beam ME up, Scotty<3
All of the males listen to the girls' comments about Jack until ToXiPhObE breaks the silence.
ToXiPhObE: I don't see how this average male is any better than us. *France and Ben nod behind him* What's so great about this Jack kid anyway?
Tyanna: He's blond, idiot. *hits Fola with a crowbar*
ToXiPhObE: Ow!... wait, why is being blond so attractive...?
KomradeKishy: *adjusts glasses* Ten years after he published On the Origin of Species in 1859, Darwin started to research the sexual selection of blonde hair in women in preparation for his book The Descent of Man and Selection in Relation to Sex, which was published in 1871. Unfortunately he was unable to find enough data to support his theory that blonde hair is sexually selected and had to drop the subject.
Today there are plenty of theories about the evolution of blonde hair and the science of genetics has furthered the debate. Research on variation in human hair colouration has shown that mutations in genes that are involved in the synthesis of melanin pigments are largely responsible. Individuals with lower levels of a melanin pigment called eumelanin are likely to have blonde hair.
There is no single gene for blue eyes and blonde hair, but these adaptations are often found expressed together because the genes for each trait are located close together on the same chromosome.
TetrisDude335: O_O
AntiChrist: Wow... that's pretty detailed...
ToXiPhObE: Hm... traits, you say?
KomradeKishy: That's... not the keyword of my rant. Chromozones are, but whatever. *goes back to making scientific sexual remarks about Jack like the other girls*
Green_plesioth: Oh dear lord, what are you scheming this time, Fola?
ToXiPhObE: Nothin'... hey, I'll be riiiiiight back...
Fola drinks the rest of his coffee and exits his friends' table.
TrueBlue3DS: I have a bad feeling about this.
Doreee: *looks over to Autumn and gulps* Me too.
AntiChrist: Anything to make him the center of attention and stop these girls from awing over Jack all day. We're all trying to eat our breakfast over here.
jdrelicharz: *from a distance* Man, it sure is hot in here. 3DSPlaza's not usually this hot... *strips off his jacket and then his shirt, exposing his bare chest*
BirdJesus and Nutsy: OH SHI--
AngelRibbons, Tyanna, ForeverCadino, Fascism, BriGoRawr, RishaaLovee, UnitedUdders, Bellzeh, Shalala, and Foreverluv: OH MY GOD, JACK, YES TAKE OFF MOREEE~ ^o^
THaT1GuY9001: That's
Sackacuga:
Officer Rgranger: Oh my god, that citizen over there is so hot~
Officer NinjaFruit: For once I agree with your lustful thinking, Rhian... <3
Officer Roxas: You know, that male over there should be arrested, but who really gives a damn?
Green_plesioth: I think you answered your own question, Eric.
TFDFrance: Those women should be fretting over ME, the one and only womanizer.
Green_plesioth: Oh hell no.
jdrelicharz: You know... it's so hot, I might just take off my whole attire... *takes off shades and winks at the table with the males' female friends*
AngelRibbons: MY OVARIES EXPLODED!!
KomradeKishy: THIS GUY CAN FERTILIZE MY EGG ANY TIME HE WANTS.
The Females: YASSSSSSSSSSSS.
mega: This is going to be a long morning.
After about half an hour of the females' hormones going crazy, Fola returns.
Female #1: JACK, DO M-- huh...? *sees Fola walking by with his shades on*
Little Girl #1: Pfft... heheh...
Female #2: Sweetie... it's not nice to... *tries to cover laughter as Fola winks at the woman and her little daughter*
ToXiPhObE: Hm...? Aw man, I accidentally grabbed my mom's sunglasses. *switches his mother's sunglasses with a pair of ninty-five dollar blue-tinted shades*
Every female but the table where Fola's female friends are: OH MY GOD<3 YASSSSSSS!
ToXiPhObE: That's more like it. *adjusts his shades and walks in a dramtic, sexy slow motion all the way to the table with his female friends* Hey, ladies, like what you see? *takes off shades and winks at them*
RishaaLovee: Um... hey... Fola...
KomradeKishy: Well then... my hormones are pretty settled for today...
Tyanna: ...
AngelRibbons: I think my ovaries reversed the explosion... *begins to laugh* I'm sorry, Fola...
All of the females of the table begin to laugh as they exit the table, abandoning their coffees and their breakfasts.
ToXiPhObE: Oh, haha, LAUGH ALL YOU WANT, BUT AFTER THE WOMEN COME TO ME, YOU'LL ALL BE HORMONE CRAZY OVER ME!
Green_plesioth: Ha, smooth move, Goldilocks.
omega: More like Folalocks.
TFDFrance: *sighs* Fola, you'll never pick up the ladies like that...
Bean: *walks up to the males' table* Hey guys, sorry I was late, the stupid lunch lady was SUCH a raci-- um... *snickers* Fola, is that you? I take it, you never watched the after school special on being natural and being yourself?
The Boys: HAHAHAHAHA!
StygianZinogre: Good luck in Apex 2015, Folalocks! *snickers* I would spike you, but I don't hit little ladies.
ToXiPhObE: Grr... all right, have it your way. Meet me at this table by six o' clock tonight and I'll show you all of the bras, thongs, and the pictures of the women I picked up with this hairstyle.
AntiChrist: Pfft... good luck!
So ToXiPhObE wanted to prove that he could pick up a bunch of women with his blond hair to prove his guy friends that he wasn't a queer and that he, too, could attract women. After a few hours, the males eagerly waited for Fola at six o' clock at the same table at Tardbucks.
Jason2k15: Hey, where's Folalocks?
AgurettiLeaf: He should've been here five minutes ago...
mega: *nudges Lindsay* He probably chickened out and asked his Luka Megurine body pillow for help, haha! Huh? Oh hey, Goldilocks!
TFDFrance: Hey, got any ladies yet, shemale?
ToXiPhObE: Heh... *slams over fifty apirs of bras and thongs on the table* I have you know, I got twenty-five dates per hour today. These are just a sample of the last hours'. I told you I could be a womanizer. Oh, and here are the pictures of the females NAKED, just so you know these were legit. For example, I got Boo, LilyWoods, asiankitty, and SamiNova all to give me their bra. Being blond sure is a wonder, right?
TetrisDude335, Nutsy, TFDFrance, Green_plesioth, BirdJesus, AntiChrist, AgurettiLeaf, Doreee, TrueBlue3DS, Trollalot0, mega, omega, Jason2k15, StygianZinogre, and Sackacuga: O_O...
One hour later...
ToXiPhObE, TetrisDude335, Nutsy, TFDFrance, Green_plesioth, BirdJesus, AntiChrist, Jason2k15, mega, omega, Trollalot0, StygianZinogre, and Sackacuga *walking down the street of 3DSPlaza with their newly blond hair and sexy shades* Hey ladies, we officially render this hour for the blonds.
AgurettiLeaf, Doreee, and TrueBlue3DS: Men, you guys aren't left out either; tonight, the blondes are crashing in~
Every non-blond female and male of the street surround the fake blonds, oohing, awing, orgasming, and much more over them.
Bean: *from a distance* Hm... something isn't right.
ConnorRonnoc: Maybe it's the shades...