AgurettiLeaf (2015-05-03 14:26:52)

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Do you guys have any funny, crazy, raunchy, or weird pickup lines? I could use some laughter right now. It doesn't matter if you Google'd or Yahoo'd, or Bing'd loljk or if you made them up. So yeah, post them here and I'll post some of mine after a while.

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DrakeJericho (2015-05-03 14:28:11)

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Your mother

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AgurettiLeaf (2015-05-03 14:30:25)

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don't talk about me mum like that drake that's relly mean

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YouMeAtSix (2015-05-03 14:32:18)

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Hey, I YouTube for a living... Wanna go bang!

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little5 (2015-05-03 14:46:49)

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I put the STD in stud. All I need is u.

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JaronTheFireCat (2015-05-03 15:27:27)

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Are you a Gardevoir? Because I'd wanna use Pound on you.

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AgurettiLeaf (2015-05-03 15:41:18)

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I'll treat you like my homework: I'll slam you across the desk forcefully and do you all night.

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Drakkrai (2015-05-03 15:42:51)

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Your body is like 9/11: I want to crash into your twin towers.

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2015-05-03 15:43:32

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Kindanasty (2015-05-03 16:08:41)

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^That one doesn't even make sense, like what are the 'twin towers' supposed to be a metaphor for? :/ You've met some weird people

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Drakkrai (2015-05-03 16:10:01)

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Boobs.

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AgurettiLeaf (2015-05-03 17:06:15)

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^ we're jealous that's why

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little5 (2015-05-03 17:27:05)

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Swagbucks > Bing

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Destroiya (2015-05-03 20:28:44)

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Are you waiting for someone to pick you up?

[insert pickup line]

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Perfect_Chaos (2015-05-04 04:32:05)

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I lost my virginity... can I have yours?

Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.

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ccisawesome (2015-05-04 05:45:46)

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Is that a mirror is your pocket?
Because i can see myself in your pants.

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