AgurettiLeaf (2015-04-02 05:31:38)

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Last time, the students were talking about spring break plans before heading to science, when they are awaited by--not Mr. Spector-- but Mr. SomeLuigi. What is his surprise announcement?

Students: *groaning*

Mr. SomeLuigi: Today, my girlfriend, Sharkeisha, cheated on me because of my drinking problem, so I am in a TERRIBLE mood, and ToXiPhObE and omega didn't help much. So today, just to be a jerk, I will have a pop exam that is worth your grades, meaning that the rest of your semester counts as absolutely NOTHING.

ChromeLeaf: WHAT?! That is unfair.

Mr. SomeLuigi: Shut up, twelve year old.

ChromeLeaf: *gets up to beat up SomeLuigi, but Fascism and AngelRibbons restrain her*

AngelRibbons: No, Lindsay! Urk!

Mr. SomeLuigi: Now, stay here while I run over to the printing room. *exits and shuts door*

Students: *quiet in disbelief*

Bean: WE'RE SCREWED!

RishaaLovee: We're going to fail high school! *cries of AngelRibbon's shoulder*

Doreee: I don't wanna become a mannequin at Target. ;D;

TetrisDude335: GUYS, QUIET, I HAVE AN IDEA ON HOW TO PASS.

Students: *every student immediately crowds around Benny boy's desk*

TetrisDude335: We...

ChromeLeaf: Yesss...?

TetrisDude335: WE...

Bean: YES, TELL ME SO I CAN STAY IN SCHOOL...

HanShotFirst: Yeah!

TetrisDude335: WEEEEE...

ToXiPhObE: *shakes Ben's desk* TELL US, GOD DAMMIT OR I DESTROY YOUR ANUS WITH MY BOOTY WARRIOR SKILLS.

TetrisDude335: OKAY OKAY!... we cheat.

carlos11, RishaaLovee, AngelRibbons, ChromeLeaf, Jason2k15, Doreee, mega, and Shinestar: WHAT?!

ForeverCadino: *sets phone down in interest* BEN, are you CRAZY?! Nobody has ever gotten away with cheating under Mr. SomeLuigi's watch! *ToXiPhObE and TFDFrance nod in agreement*

TetrisDude335: Well, we all have phones, don't we?

Students: *every student holds up their phone*

TetrisDude335: We can use our phones to cheat thanks to Google or Siri!

KomradeKishy: Hey, as long as I don't end up like those god-awful hippies across the street, I'll cheat. *holds up her Samsung phone*

*classroom door creaks open, and the students scatter back into their desks like nothing ever happened*

Mr. SomeLuigi: I got your exams... now, have fun getting depressed, keeds. And so nobody cheats... well, you'll find that out on your own. *passes out tests* Now, begin!

Name: ___________ Date: __/__/__ Class: __

ChromeLeaf: AHHH, THE FIRST ONE ON THE TOP IS HARD ALREADY!

Fascism: Oh god, Lindsay. Just put your name, date and cla--

Mr. SomeLuigi: CHEATER CHEATER, PUMPKIN EATER! *pulls lever, sending Sammi into the field outside*

Green_plesioth: Dude, wtf, Mr. SomeLuigi?

Mr. SomeLuigi: SILENCIO!

Students cheat some more...

Question 1.) What is Obama's first name?

omega: *mumbles to himself* That's easy... It's Barak...

Mr. SomeLuigi: OMEGA, QUIT CHEATING, CHEATER! *whacks omega outside with Sammi*

HanShotFirst: *also gets sent outside for 'being ugly'*

KomradeKishy: Question 2.)... what is your grandmother's last name... why is this on EXAMS?

Bean: Oh you could've asked if you wanted the answer, Kishy, just write down the your own last na--

Mr. SomeLuigi: UH OH CLASS, CHEATERS ON THE LOOSE. *catapults them on the field*

ToXiPhObE: Oh lawdy. *sent outside, too*

As the students kept bugging Mr. SomeLuigi, slowly each student was getting sent out onto the field. Only a few students remain.

Students: *scribbling down answers off their phone*

Green_plesioth: Almost done! Man, I'm going to ace this exam!

Mr. SomeLuigi: OH HELL NO. In that case... *pulls out an axe bigger than his own body* Quit now and accept failure or get your ass chopped off. T-T

Green_plesioth: JESUS CHRIST.

TFJudoTheScizor: Okay, that's kinda ed up.

Mr. SomeLuigi: Hold on... *drops axe* *sniff sniff sniff* I smell it...

TetrisDude335: Uhhh, what's going on?

Mr. SomeLuigi: CHADDY, BOI! *hums Super Smash Bros. Melee theme*

StygianZinny: *falls out of the ceiling* APEX 2015 NIGGASSSS LES GO!

Mr. SomeLuigi: Chad, I smell DIRTY CHEATERS. Please destroy their answer s-- *faints*

ToXiPhObE: Huh? What happened to Supahman?

omega: I drugged him, duh.

AngelRibbons: o-o...

Fascism: That happened fast... o3o

...

Green_plesioth: *scribbles something* ...annnnd, done. Who wants to copy answers?

TetrisDude335: Free answers, guise!

ChromeLeaf: YAY, JAKOB!

After the students scribbled the rest of the answers...

Students: WE PASSED! -d

carlos11: Celebratory weed, anyone?

Everyone: o-o...

Teh End.

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2015-04-02 05:39:32

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Drakkrai (2015-04-04 13:47:45)

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I like that ending.

I'm pretty sure I'm the quietfag. Aren't I? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)‎

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2015-04-04 13:49:50

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AgurettiLeaf (2015-04-04 14:28:20)

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^ I'll add you to the next one coming out on Thursday. o3o

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TehPotato (2015-04-08 07:48:57)

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.....

-slow but gradually increasingly accelerated clap-
Niiiice.

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