Boo (2015-04-01 07:09:08)

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Self Explanatory.

"DIE DIE HAHAHAHA STICK YOUR TAMPON IN YOUR VAGINA"
-An asshole named HobNob.

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Boo (2015-04-01 07:40:50)

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i cant understand you

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UnitedUdders (2015-04-01 07:50:54)

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"Why were you fingering a cantaloupe?"

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Naira (2015-04-01 08:47:25)

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I love you

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Nutsy (2015-04-01 11:00:22)

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""Why were you fingering a cantaloupe?""

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AntiChrist (2015-04-01 14:07:48)

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Once I was spacing out and started making realistic frog noises. The guy next to me was staring for a while until I finally realized what I was doing.

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Mephistopheles (2015-04-01 15:01:25)

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inb4 kish the edgelord
I made an almond cake (Tarta de Santiago) for a Spanish
project and gave everyone some, they loved it. During my actual presentation though, everyone was chatting. So when I was done it went like this:
Me: Guys one last thing! You want to hear something unsettling?
Class: What
Me: I could have put cyanide in that cake and none of you would be able to tell because of the overpowering almond flavor.
Class: *insert mixed reactions*
Teacher: Thanks for that.

I didn't ask to turn out this edgy.

This post has been edited one or more times, the last time was:
2015-04-01 15:05:05

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carlos11 (2015-04-01 15:06:36)

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You're 30% more of a woman now.

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Ianite (2015-04-01 15:24:48)

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>Me "I feel so wet."

>Friend "What?"

>Me "I just got out of the shower."

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UnitedUdders (2015-04-01 16:14:19)

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Sex with Kishy's cake...

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epicgoomba (2015-04-02 03:36:23)

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"You sound like a monkey jacking off while being disemboweled by an octopus"-My Friend

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DJJericho (2015-04-03 01:23:34)

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"Your hot"

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AntiChrist (2015-04-03 22:16:16)

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Cake lord kishy

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