BirdJesus (2015-01-16 16:42:39)

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“Cory Baxter, First President of Fun!” Cory laughed, sitting atop the President’s bloody corpse.
“Lord Cory! I have received a letter from the neighboring kingdom of Far Far Away!”
“Let me see it, peasant!” Cory barked.
“Y-yes, milord!” the grand knight handed the letter to Cory.
“They seek to be my ally? Laughable! I’ll give them their partnership, then conquer their kingdom! Ha!” Cory fell on the floor laughing.
“I wouldn’t be so sure about that, milord.” a feminine voice bellowed.
“...Meena?” Cory stared at the spy in front of him.
“It’s been too long! Where’s my girl been?”
“We have time to talk later. The rebels have joined forces with Far Far Away to take you down.” Meena spoke.
“WHAT? Those dirty fools! They really think they can just send me a letter admitting their defeat, then go and unite with those barbarians?” Cory laughed.
“They’re sending small groups of soldiers at a time. They hope to exhaust our defense and then storm in using their most powerful forces.” Meena looked grim.
“No sweat, sweety!” Cory smiled.
“VICTOR!” Cory screamed.
“Y-yes s-s-son…” Victor cringed.
“DO NOT CALL ME SON, PEASANT! Respect your rulers!” Cory shouted.
“Y-yes, milord…” Victor said.
“Meena, inform Victor.” Cory commanded.
Meena explained the situation to Victor.
“W-well, maybe we should… w-withdraw our forces…?” Victor put his hands up to defend himself.
“GENIUS! That’s the man I know and love!” Cory laughed.
“You… l-lov-”
“SILENCE, FOOL! GO BACK TO THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH.” Cory screamed.
“B-bu-”
“YOU TOO, MEENA!”
“Yes, milord” Meena left with Victor to the kitchen dungeon.
“BARRY!” Cory screamed.
“Yeah?” a small bee flew into the room.
“Withdraw our forces from the front lines. We need them here in the House.”
“Yes sir!” Barry flew off to inform the generals.
“Come at me, forces of Far Far Away. You’ll suffer the same fate as those bees.” Cory laughed maniacally. He had been fighting with Far Far Away for years now. He had conquered all surrounding empires and kingdoms, including the bee kingdom, in which Barry B. Benson assisted in capturing. Far Far Away was different. They somehow managed to elude his clutch. Cory knew how. It was because of “him.”
“Milord! Your body preservative is here!” a royal assistant announced.
“Oh! My favorite time of the month!” Cory smiled at the pleasant news. A group of men walked in carrying a tub full of clear liquid. The smell of burning flesh quickly filled the room. “Ah, what a wonderful scent!” Cory got up off of the President’s corpse, ready for the cleansing. The men got out an array of odd tools and trinkets, soaked them in the tub, and went to work on the president's body. One man began to comb his hair with the foul liquid. Another spread it across his face. Another rubbed it into his chest. Another soaked his hands and arms in the liquid. The final one was responsible for the lower body, the most embarrassing and difficult job. “Bring me my death chair for now!” Cory hollered. A group of assistants quickly brought out a throne fashioned with skeletons and bones from a multitude of creatures. “This is the life…” Cory sighed. Meena came running into the room.
“Cory! Urgent news has just arrived from Sector 3. Johnny Test has died.”
“IMPOSSIBLE! Who could defeat our greatest general?” Cory whined.
Meena looked at him.
“Him…” Cory scowled.
“Gather the troops! Get Barry back here ASAP!” Cory looked around.
“Yes, sweety!” Meena saluted.
“YES, MILORD! Yes milord, Meena.” Cory frowned.
“Yes, milord!” Meena corrected herself, dashing away to find Barry.
“That woman…” Cory sighed, looking up at the ceiling.
“I loved you… I cared for you… I let you live in the house… I let you be my king… yet you repay me by killing my friends and allies.” Cory paused. “I’ll kill you, Shrek.”

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little5 (2015-01-18 12:23:24)

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8/8 m8

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BirdJesus (2015-01-19 01:25:38)

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Part 2 - Shrek is in the House

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"Barry!" Cory yelled.
"Yeah?" Barry answered.
"Gather the strongest warriors in the land. They shall lead my army to victory."
"Right away, sir!' Barry buzzed off.
"Barney! Get me my weapon." Cory barked. Barney ran off to obtain the sacred weapon. Cory peeked out the window to the far right of the throne. The moonlight glistened on the desolate landscape. It reminded him of the days he spent with Raven watching the stars. Cory cringed in anguish at the thought of his deceased sister.
"You're thinking about her, aren't ya?" a familiar, Scottish voice echoed.
"Go away..." Cory whispered.
"It didn't have to come to this, Cory. You could have stopped it" the voice continued.
"Go away" Cory's voice increased in volume.
"She was just trying to save you. She was trying to save you from turning into this monster" the voice kept going.
"Stop... STOP!" Cory began to bang his head on the wall.
"You killed her because she stood in the way of your conquest"
"ENOUGH!" Cory wailed. His voice echoed throughout the House.
"...C-c-cory?" Barry spoke up, startled by Cory's sudden outburst.
"Barry! Where are my warriors?" Cory asked.
"They should be here in a few days. I sent out small groups of soldiers to neighboring villages so they can retrieve the strongest men."
"Good. Now, go check the armory to see if we need any new supplies."
"Right away, sir!" Barry flew off. Cory slumped into his chair.
"I need a break... Today has been a total wreck" Cory sighed. He had not eaten anything the entire day.
"Servants, bring me the best feast a chef can offer." Cory groaned.
"Yes, milord. May I ask a question first?" a grand officer replied.
"Make it quick" Cory yawned.
"I am concerned about your lack of enthusiasm. You usually make requests with admirable force. Are you feeling well?"
"It doesn't matter. Bring me the feast at once" Cory motioned to the kitchen dungeon.
"Of course, milord" The officer ran off.
"Oh man, am I tired" Cory yawned.
"Maybe I should catch a few Zs before the feast" Cory yawned.
"I don't think it would hurt..." Cory picked up his electric guitar and set the timer.
"Night, House" Cory smiled. If only he knew of the storm that was approaching.

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