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The JustinBieber thread.
RatchetRambow (2014-10-23 17:45:50)The fact that this is in Real Life Stories...
Leviathan (2014-10-25 05:00:49)This should go in the main Misc.
I'm an open book, there are few questions I won't answer honestly, no matter how embarrassing.
BirdJesus (2014-10-28 14:55:00)Not as bad as I thought it would be.
"Ugh, I need to go masturbate now. Whenever I get mad or worried, that's what I do."
-mega, the homosexual animal rapist.
-mega, the homosexual animal rapist.
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JustinBiebers' scientific name is Homo supus Familiaris. You can find many JustinBiebers around you, you can classify JustinBiebers by yourself. There are many JustinBiebers here, once when I was playing outside and a JustinBieber came with a Physics book. And when I asked him what was he doing he said he was studying electronic configuration in it. I ran into my house and saw a JustinBieber sitting in my room, I asked him what was he doing in my room, he replied that there was a Homo sapien chasing him and he ran into my house and my father allowed him to come in my room. After that I went to my lawn to see my pigeons, when I saw Josh (my pigeon), he suddenly transformed in to a JustinBieber. I asked him if he was okay and he replied he accidentally pooped an egg and Ashley (his female) is crying.
After that, my father's phone rang and I rushed towards it and suddenly the Nokia tone was replaced by "If I was a boyfriend, I'd never let you go." I nearly pooped there, I was first disappointed in my father, but I tried to forget it and did.
So stay away from JustinBieber.