Blade (2014-09-23 08:43:28)

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My guess? Meth.

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Cr1tiKaL (2014-09-23 08:59:52)

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As a kid I read a story in Sonic The Comic (and a book called Stay Sonic) explaining that Sonic get's his speed from his shoes. He was very fast without them, but it was the shoes that were created by Dr. Kintobor that allowed him to run 100s of times faster.

But I guess it depends on what version of Sonic you like to follow

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Bean (2014-09-23 13:00:39)

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Weed.

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ED (2014-09-23 15:44:07)

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Hacks IRL

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Levijw (2014-09-23 17:13:11)

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He haxored himself... or meth.

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CoolApps (2014-09-23 20:11:56)

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Running away from some ugly mama.

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Drakkrai (2014-09-23 20:17:26)

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Speedhax.

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Jason2k14 (2014-09-23 20:21:59)

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You fags answered it for me.

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harfod (2014-09-23 20:28:24)

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He is running away from your ugly mom.

anything that ugly must be evil

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Pokemonbro12 (2014-09-23 21:25:53)

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Mega meth

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Cr1tiKaL (2014-09-23 23:34:18)

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Why do I feel that my response is the only legitimate response on this thread?

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YouMeAtSix (2014-09-24 00:09:56)

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I prefer the idea that sonic and his friends were experiments which caused them to muate (kinda like crash bandicoot)

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cooldude1766 (2014-09-24 00:13:44)

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This is gay.

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harfod (2014-09-24 06:52:36)

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^No, this is Patrick.

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ConnorRonnoc (2014-09-24 14:59:21)

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Because he ate at an Indian takeaway and can't find a toilet.

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