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YouMeAtSix (2014-08-08 00:48:52)Don't spread it to your enemies and rule the world with an iron fist!
cooldude1766 (2014-08-08 00:52:00)@Gamesaddict43 The foreskin becomes so hard that the penis is immune to paper cuts.
Spector (2014-08-08 00:52:31)I know you're joking, But it's not a disease. It's a fetish.
Fetish =/= Disease.
Paradox wuz here.
I'm a player.
carlos11 (2014-08-08 00:53:51)Moved to RLS with te rest of the BS.
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cooldude1766 (2014-08-08 00:55:44)@Spector I like to call it a disease because it hurts me knowning that I'll never be a normal human being with this fetish.
ConnorRonnoc (2014-08-08 08:16:44)I've got a cure! Start reading the Twilight series, it'll make you hate books.
bite za dusto
BirdJesus (2014-08-08 20:49:50)Don't worry, cooldude. At least you don't want to do it with ponies and legos.
"Ugh, I need to go masturbate now. Whenever I get mad or worried, that's what I do."
-mega, the homosexual animal rapist.
-mega, the homosexual animal rapist.
carlos11 (2014-08-10 20:23:45)I'm sorry, but that award's already been given to the most popular thread in this forum section.
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Alright, I need to confess something I have had under the blanket WAY too long.
You see, in school, you need to read ALOT books, but I have a secret. A deep, dark secret. Something I haven't told anyone, ever. I have a book fetish. I always have some attraction to books, especially those will A LOT of pages, because there is a lot more in length than others. You can say I like 'em bÃtches thick. Anyways, Last year, every time we have to open a book in class, I just start getting hard, and I couldn't help but pull down my pants, put my penis between the pages, close the book gently, and start thrusting. Everytime I was about to cum, I pulled out and came all over the floor. But one time, when I was reading Harry Potter, I failed to pull my "wand" out of the "spell book" and my "white magic" got all over the pages. Right after that, when I was actually reading the specific pages that my "white magic" was covered on, my teacher notice it and asked me was all over the pages. I told her that I spilt milk on it when I was reading it during lunch. She believed me but said I needed to pay to replace the book. Fortunately, that was the only time I was close to getting caught. But I'm afraid that I might not have the same luck as I had last year this year.
So here's what I ask you guys:
How can I cure this DEADLY disease and become a normal citizen of society again?
2014-08-09 13:34:14