a$$ - a**
a&f - always and forever
a'ight - alright
a.i.m. - aol instant messanger
a/l - age and location
a/m - away message
a/s/l - age,sex,location
a/s/l/p - age/sex/location/picture
a/s/l/r - age, sex, location, race
a1t - anyone there
a3 - anyplace, anywhere, anytime
aaaaa - American Assosciation Against Acronym Abuse
aabf - as a best friend
aaf - as a friend
aak - Alive and Kicking
aamof - as a matter of fact
aatf - always and totally forever
aatw - all around the world
abd - Already Been Done
abend - absent by enforced net deprivation
abft - About f**king Time
aboot - about
abreev - abbreviation
absnt - absent
abt - about
abwt - about
acc - account
acct - account
acgaf - Absolutely couldn't give a f**k
ack - acknowledged
addy - address
adhd - Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder
adl - all day long
admin - administrator
adn - any day now
aeap - as early as possible
af - assface
afaiaa - As Far As I Am Aware
afaic - as far as I'm concerned
afaicr - As Far As I Can Remember
afaics - as far as I can see
afaict - as far as I can tell
afaik - as far as I know
afair - as far as I recall
afaiu - As far as I understand
afc - away from computer
afcpmgo - away from computer parents may go on
afg - away from game
afk - away from keyboard
afkb - away from keyboard
agn - again
ah - a** hole
ahole - a**h**e
ai - Artificial Intelligence
aiadw - ALL IN A DAYS WORK
aiamu - and I'm a monkey's uncle
aicmfp - and I claim my five pounds
aight - Alright
aightz - alright
aiic - as if I care
aiid - and if I did
aiight - all right
aim - AOL instant messanger
ain't - am not
aite - Alright
aitr - Adult in the room
aiui - as I understand it
aiws - as i was saying
ajax - Asynchronous Javascript and XML
aka - also known as
akp - Alexander King Project
akpcep - Alexander King Project Cultural Engineering Project
alaytm - as long as you tell me
alol - actually laughing out loud
alot - a lot
alotbsol - always look on the bright side of life
alright - all right
alrite - Alright
alrt - alright
alryt - alright
ama - ask me anything
amf - adios motherf**ker
amiic - ask me if i care
amiigaf - ask me if i give a f**k
aml - All My Love
amsp - ask me something personal
anim8 - animate
anl - all night long
anlsx - Anal Sex
anon - anonymous
anuda - another
anw - anyways
anwwi - alright now where was i
any1 - Anyone
anywaz - anyways
aob - any other business
aoc - age of consent
aoe - Age Of Empires
aon - all or nothing
aos - adult over shoulder
aota - all of the above
aoto - Amen on that one
aoys - angel on your shoulder
api - application program interface
apoc - apocalypse
apod - Another Point Of Discussion
app - application
appt - appointment
aprece8 - appreciate
apreci8 - appreciate
apu - as per usual
aqap - as quick as possible
ar - are
arnd - around
arse - a**
arsed - bothered
arvo - afternoon
asafp - as soon as f**king possible
asaik - as soon as I know
asap - as soon as possible
asarbambtaa - All submissions are reviewed by a moderator before they are added.
asbmaetp - Acronyms should be memorable and easy to pronounce
ase - age, sex, ethnicity
ashl - a**h**e
ashole - a**h**e
asic - application specific integrated circuit
asl - age, sex, location
aslo - age sex location orientation
aslop - Age Sex Location Orientation Picture
aslp - age, sex, location, picture
aslr - age sex location race
aslrp - age, sex, location, race, picture
asr - age sex race
asshle - a**h**e
atb - all the best
atfp - answer the f**king phone
atl - atlanta
atm - at the moment
ato - against the odds
atop - at time of posting
atp - answer the phone
atq - answer the question
atst - At the same time
attn - attention
attotp - At The Time Of This Post
atw - All the way
aty - according to you
audy - Are you done yet?
aufm - are you f**king mental
aufsm - are you f**king ing me
aup - acceptable use policy
av7x - avenged sevenfold
avgn - Angry Video Game Nerd
avie - Avatar
avsb - a very special boy
avtr - avatar
avvie - avatar
avy - Avatar
awes - awesome
awk - awkward
awol - absent without leave
awsic - and why should i care
awsm - awesome
awsome - awesome
ayagob - are you a girl or boy
ayb - All Your Base
aybab2m - all your base are belong 2 me
aybab2u - All your base are belong to us
aybabtg - All Your Base Are Belong To Google
aybabtu - all your base are belong to us
ayc - awaiting your comments
ayd - are you done
aydy - are you done yet
ayec - at your earliest convenience
ayfk - are you f**king kidding
ayfkm - are you f**king kidding me
ayfr - are you for real
ayfs - Are You f**king Serious
ayk - are you kidding
aykm - are you kidding me
ayl - are you listening
aymf - are you my friend
ayok - are you okay
aypi - And Your Point Is
aypi - and your point is
ays - are you serious
aysm - are you sh*tting me?
ayst - are you still there
ayt - are you there
ayte - alright
aytf - are you there f**ker
ayty - are you there yet
ayw - as you wish
azhol - a**h**e
azn - asian
azz - a**

bi - bye
b& - banned
b'day - birthday
b-cuz - because
b-day - birthday
b.f.f. - best friend forever
b.s. - bulls**t
b/c - because
b/cos - because
b/g - background
b/s/l - Bisexual/Straight/Lesbian
b/t - between
b/w - between
b00n - new person
b00t - boot
b0rked - broken
b1tch - b***h
b2b - business to business
b2u - back to you
b2w - Back to work
b3 - be
b4 - before
b4n - bye for now
b4u - before you
b8 - bait
b82rez - Batteries
b8rez - Batteries
b@ - banned
bab - Big a** Boobs
babi - baby
baf - bring a friend
baggkyko - be a good girl, keep your knickers on
bah - I don't really care
bai - Bye
bak - back
bakk - back
balz - balls
bamf - bad a** mother f**ker
bamofo - b***h a** mother f**ker
bau - back at you
bb - bye bye
bb4h - bros before hoes
bb4n - Bye-bye for now
bbbj - Bare Back Blow Job
bbe - baby
bbf - best boy friend
bbfn - Bye Bye for now
bbfs - best boyfriends
bbfu - be back for you
bbg - baby girl
bbi - Baby
bbiab - be back in a bit
bbiaf - be back in a few
bbialb - Be back in a little bit
bbiam - be back in a minute
bbias - be back in a second
bbiaw - be back in a while
bbifs - be back in a few seconds
bbilb - be back in a little bit
bbilfm - be back in like five minutes
bbim - Be Back In Minute
bbk - be back, ok?
bbl - be back later
bbl8a - Be Back Later
bblig - Be back later...i guess
bbm - BlackBerry Messenger
bbml - be back much later
bbn - be back never
bbol - be back online later
bbp - Banned by parents
bbq - be back quick
bbrs - be back really soon
bbs - be back soon
bbsts - be back some time soon
bbt - be back tomorrow
bbtn - be back tonite
bbvl - Be Back Very Later
bbw - be back whenever
bbwb - best buddy with boobs
bbwe - be back whenever
bbwl - be back way later
bby - baby
bbz - babes
bc - because
bch - b***h
bck - back
bcnu - be seeing you
bcnul8r - be seeing you later
bcoz - Because
bcurl8 - Because you're late.
bcuz - because
bd - birthday
bday - birthday
bdfl - Benevolent Dictator For Life
be4 - before
beatch - b***h
bebe - baby
becuse - because
becuz - because
beech - b***h
beeoch - b***h
beezy - b***h
beotch - b***h
besos - kisses
bestie - best friend
betch - b***h
betcha - bet you
bettr - better
bewb - boob
bewbs - boobs
bewbz - boobs
bewt - boot
beyatch - b***h
beyotch - b***h
bezzie - best friend
bf - boyfriend
bf's - boyfriend's
bf+gf - boyfriend and girlfriend
bf4e - best friends for ever
bf4eva - Best Friends forever
bf4l - best friends for life
bfam - brother from another mother
bfd - big f**king deal
bfe - Bum f**k Egypt
bff - best friend forever
bffa - best friends for always
bffaa - Best Friends Forever And Always
bffae - Best Friends Forever And Ever
bffaw - best friends for a while
bffe - Best friends forever
bffeae - Best Friend For Ever And Ever
bffene - Best Friends For Ever And Ever
bffl - best friends for life
bffn - best friends for now
bfftddup - best friends forever till death do us part
bfg - big f**king gun
bfh - b***h from hell
bfhd - big fat hairy deal
bfitww - best friend in the whole world
bfn - bye for now
bfs - Boyfriends
bft - big f**king tits
bg - background
bh - bloody hell
bhwu - back home with you
biab - back in a bit
biach - b***h
biaf - Back In A Few
biatch - b***h
bibi - bye bye
bibifn - bye bye for now
bicbw - but I could be wrong
bich - b***h
bigd - big deal
bii - bye
bilf - brother i'd like to f**k
bilu - baby i love you
bion - Believe it or not.
biotch - b***h
bioya - blow it out your a**
bish - b***h
bitd - back in the day
biw - boss is watching
biwm - bisexual white male
biz - Business
bizatch - b***h
bizi - Busy
biznatch - b***h
biznitch - b***h
bizzle - b***h
bj - blowjob
bk - back
bka - better known as
bl - bad luck
bleme - blog meme
bleve - believe
blg - blog
blh - bored like hell
bling-bling - jewelry
blj - blowjob
bljb - Blowjob
blk - black
blkm - Black Male
blnt - Better Luck Next time
blog - web log
blogger - web logger
blu - blue
bm - Bite Me
bm&y - between you and me
bm4l - best mates for life
bma - best mates always
bmay - between me and you
bmf - be my friend
bmfe - best mates forever
bmfl - best mates for life
bmha - bite my hairy a**
bml - bless my life
bmoc - Big Man On Campus
bmttveot - best mates till the very end of time
bmvp - be my valentine please
bn - been
bndm3ovr - Bend me over
bng - being
bnib - Brand new in Box
bnol - be nice or leave
bnr - banner
bo - body odour
boati - Bend Over And Take It
bobfoc - Body of Baywatch, Face of Crimewatch
bobw - Best of Both Worlds
boffum - Both of them
bofh - b*****d operator from hell
bogo - buy one get one
bogof - buy one get one free
bogsatt - bunch of guys sitting around the table
bohic - Bend over here it comes
bohica - bend over, here it comes again
boi - boy
bol - Barking Out Loud
bonr - boner
boomm - bored out of my mind
bord - bored
bos - boss over shoulder
botoh - but on the other hand
bout - about
bovered - bothered
bowt - about
boxor - box
bpot - big pair of tits
br - bathroom
brb - be right back
brbbrb - br right back bath room break
brbf - Be Right Back f**ker
brbg2p - be right back, got to pee
brbigtp - be right back, i got to pee.
brbl - be right back later
brbmf - be right back mother f**ker
brbn2gbr - Be right back, I need to go to the bathroom
brbs - be right back soon
brbts - be right back taking s**t
brd - bored
brfb - be right f**king back
brgds - best regards
brh - be right here
bro - brother
bros - brothers
broseph - brother
brover - Brother
brt - be right there
bruh - brother
bruhh - Brother
bruv - brother
bruva - brother
bruz - brothers
bs - bulls**t
bsmfh - b*****d System Manager From Hell
bsod - blue screen of death
bsomn - blowing stuff out my nose
bstfu - b***h shut the f**k up
bstrd - b*****d
bsx - bisexual
bsxc - be sexy
bt - bit torrent
btb - by the by
btch - b***h
btcn - Better than Chuck Norris
btd - bored to death
btdt - been there done that
btdtgtts - Been there, done that, got the T-shirt
btfl - beautiful
btfo - back the f**k off
btfw - by the f**king way
btias - Be there in a second
btm - bottom
btr - better
bts - be there soon
btsoom - Beats The s**t Out Of Me
bttt - been there, tried that
bttyl - be talking to you later
btw - by the way
btwilu - by the way i love you
btwitiailwu - by the way i think i am in love with you
btwn - between
bty - back to you
bubar - bushed up beyond all recognition
bubi - bye
budzecks - butt sex
buhbi - Bye Bye
bukket - bucket
bur - p***y
burma - be undressed ready my angel
buszay - busy
but6 - buttsex
butsecks - butt sex
butterface - every thing is hot but her face
buwu - breaking up with you
bw3 - Buffalo Wild Wings
bwim - by which i mean
bwoc - Big Woman On Campus
bwpwap - back when Pluto was a planet
bwt - but when though
byak - blowing you a kiss
byeas - good-bye
byes - bye bye
bykt - But you knew that
byob - Bring your own Beer
byoc - bring our own computer
byself - by myself
bytabm - beat you to a bloody mess
bytch - b***h
bz - busy
bzns - buisness
bzy - busy
bzzy - busy

c - see
c 2 c - cam to cam (webcams)
c&c - Command and Conquer
c'mon - Come On
c-p - sleepy
c.y.a - cover your a**
c/b - comment back
c/t - can't talk
c14n - canonicalization
c2 - come to
c2c - care to chat?
c2tc - cut to the chase
c4ashg - care for a shag
c@ - cat
cam - camera
cancer stick - cigarette
catwot - complete and total waste of time
cawk - c**k
cayc - call at your convenience
cb - come back
cba - can't be arsed
cbb - can't be bothered
cbf - cant be f**ked
cbfa - can't be f**king arsed
cbfed - can't be f**ked
cbi - can't believe it
ccl - Couldn't Care Less
ccna - Cisco Certified Network Associate
cd9 - Code 9 (other people nearby)
celly - cell phone
cex - sex
cexy - sexy
cfas - care for a secret?
cfid - check for identification
cfm - come f**k me
cg - Congratulations
cgad - couldn't give a d**n
cgaf - couldn't give a f**k
cgf - cute guy friend
ch@ - chat
champs - champions
char - character
cheezburger - cheeseburger
chik - chick
chilax - chill and relax in one word
chillax - chill and relax
chillin - relaxing
chk - check
chohw - Come Hell or high water
chr - character
chronic - marijuana
chswm - come have sex with me
chswmrn - come have sex with me right now
chu - you
chut - p***y
cid - consider it done
cig - cigarette
cigs - cigarettes
cihswu - can i have sex with you
cihyn - can i have your number
cilf - child i'd like to f**k
cing - seeing
cis - computer information science
ciwwaf - cute is what we aim for
cless - clanless
clm - Cool Like Me
clt - Cool Like That
cluebie - clueless newbie
cm - call me
cma - Cover My a**
cmao - Crying My a** Off
cmar - cry me a river
cmb - comment me back
cmbo - combo
cmcp - call my cell phone
cmeo - crying my eyes out
cmh - Call My House
cmiiw - correct me if I'm wrong
cmitm - Call me in the morning
cml - call me later
cml8r - call me later
cmliuw2 - call me later if you want to
cmomc - call me on my cell
cmon - Come on
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cmplte - complete
cmptr - computer
cms - content management system
cmt - comment
cmw - cutting my wrists
cn - can
cnc - Command and Conquer
cnt - can't
cob - close of business
cod - Call of Duty
cod4 - call of duty 4
cod5 - call of duty 5
code 29 - moderator is watching
code 8 - parents are watching
code 9 - Parents are watching
code9 - other people near by
cof - Crying on the floor
coiwta - come on i wont tell anyone
col - crying out loud
comin' - coming
comnt - comment
comp - Computer
compy - computer
congrats - congratulations
contrib - contribution
contribs - contributions
convo - conversation
coo - cool
cood - could
copyvio - copyright violation
cos - because
cotf - crying on the floor
cotm - check out this myspace
cowboy choker - cigarette
coz - because
cp - child porn
cpl - Cyber Athlete Professional League
cpm - cost per 1000 impressions
cptn - captain
cpu - computer
cpy - copy
cr - Can't remember
cr8 - crate
crakalakin - happening
crazn - crazy asian
cre8or - creator
crm - customer relationship management
crp - crap
crs - can't remember s**t
crunk - combination of crazy and drunk
crzy - crazy
cs - Counter-Strike
cs - Counter-Strike: Source
csi - Crime Scene Investigation
cskr - c**k sucker
csl - can't stop laughing
ct - can't talk
ctc - call the cell
ctf - capture the flag
ctfd - calm the f**k down
ctfo - chill the f**k out
ctfu - cracking the f**k up
ctm - chuckle to myself
ctn - can't talk now
ctnbos - can't talk now boss over shoulder
ctncl - Can't talk now call later
ctpc - cant talk parent(s) coming
ctpos - Can't Talk Parent Over Sholder
ctrl - control
ctrn - can't talk right now
cts - change the subject
ctt - change the topic
cu - goodbye
cu2nit - see you tonight
cu46 - see you for sex
cubi - can you believe it
cud - could
cuic - see you in cla**
cul - see you later
cul83r - See you later
cul8er - see you later
cul8r - See You Later
cul8tr - see you later
culd - Could
cunt - vagina
cuom - see you on monday
cuple - couple
curn - calling you right now
cut3 - cute
cuwul - catch up with you later
cuz - because
cuzz - Because
cvq - chucking very quietly
cw2cu - can`t wait to see you
cwd - comment when done
cwm - come with me
cwmaos - coffee with milk and one sugar
cwot - complete waste of time
cwtgypo - can't wait to get your panties off
cwyl - chat with ya later
cya - goodbye
cyal - see you later
cyal8r - see you later
cyas - see you soon
cyb - cyber
cybl - call you back later
cybr - cyber
cybseckz - cyber sex
cye - Close Your Eyes
cyff - change your font, f**ker
cyl - see you later
cyl,a - see ya later, alligator
cyl8 - see you later
cyl8er - see you later
cylbd - catch ya later baby doll
cylor - check your local orhtodox rabbi
cym - check your mail
cyntott - see you next time on Tech Today
cyt - see you tomorrow
cyu - see you
c|n>k - coffee through nose into keyboard

d&c - divide and conquer
d&df - drug & disease free
d.t.f - down to f**k
d.w - don't worry
d/c - disconnected
d/l - download
d/m - Doesn't Matter
d/w - don't worry
d00d - dude
d1ck - d**k
d2 - Diablo 2
d2m - dead to me
d2t - drink to that
d8 - date
da - the
da2 - Dragon Age 2
dadt - Don't ask. Don't tell.
dafs - do a f**king search
dah - dumb as hell
daii - day
damhik - don't ask me how I know
damhikijk - Don't Ask Me How I Know - I Just Know
damhikt - don't ask me how I know this
dass - dumb a**
dat - that
dats - that's
dawg - Friend
dayum - d**n
dayumm - d**n
db - database
db4l - drinking buddy for life
dbab - don't be a b***h
dbafwtt - Don't Be A Fool Wrap The Tool
dbag - d****ebag
dbeyr - don't believe everything you read
dbg - don't be gay
dbh - don't be hating
dbi - Don't Beg It
dbm - don't bother me
dbz - DragonBall Z
dc - don't care
dc'd - disconnected
dctnry - dictionary
dcw - Doing Cla** Work
dd - don't die
ddf - Drug and Disease Free
ddg - Drop Dead Gorgeous
ddl - direct download
ddos - Distributed Denial of Service
ddr - dance dance revolution
deets - details
deez - these
def - definitely
defs - definetly
degmt - Don't Even Give Me That
dem - them
der - there
dernoe - I don't know
detai - don't even think about it
dewd - Dude
dey - they
df - Dumb f**k
dfc - DON'T f**kING CARE
dfo - dumb f**king operator
dftba - don't forget to be awesome
dftc - down for the count
dfu - don't f**k up
dfw - down for whatever
dfw/m - Don't f**k with Me
dfwm - Don't f**k with Me
dfwmt - Don't f**king waste my time
dg - don't go
dga - don't go anywhere
dgac - don't give a crap
dgaf - don't give a f**k
dgara - don't give a rats a**
dgas - Don't give a s**t
dgms - Don't get me started
dgoai - don't go on about it
dgt - don't go there
dgypiab - don't get your panties in a bunch
dh - head
dhac - Don't have a clue
dhcp - Dynamic Host Configuration Protocol
dhly - does he like you
dhv - Demonstration of Higher Value
diacf - die in a car fire
diaf - die in a fire
diah - die in a hole
dic - do i care
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diez - dies
diff - difference
dih - d**k in hand
dikhed - head
diku - do i know you
diky - Do I know you
dil - Daughter in law
dilf - dad i'd like to f**k
dillic - Do I look like I care
dillifc - do I look like I f**king care
dilligad - do I look like I give a d**n
dilligaf - do I look like I give a f**k
dilligas - do i look like i give a s**t
din - didn't
din't - didn't
dirl - Die in real life
dis - this
dit - Details in Thread
diy - do it yourself
dju - did you
dk - don't know
dkdc - don't know, don't care
dl - download
dlf - dropping like flies
dlibu - Dont let it bother you
dln - don't look now
dm - deathmatch
dmaf - do me a favor
dmba* - dumba**
dmi - don't mention it
dmn - d**n
dmu - don't mess up
dmwm - don't mess with me
dmy - don't mess yourself
dn - don't know
dnd - Do Not Disturb
dndp - Do not double post
dnimb - dancing naked in my bra
dno - don't know
dnrta - did not read the article
dnrtfa - did not read the f**king article
dns - Domain Name System
dnt - don't
dnw - Do not want
doa - dead on arrival
dob - date of birth
dod - Day of Defeat
dogg - friend
doin - doing
doin' - doing
don - denial of normal
doncha - Don't you
donno - don't know
dont - don't
dontcha - don't you
dood - dude
doodz - dudes
dos - denial of service
dotc - dancing on the ceiling
doypov - depends on your point of view
dp - display picture
dpmo - don't piss me off
dprsd - depressed
dqmot - don't quote me on this
dqydj - don't quit your day job
dr00d - druid
drc - don't really care
drm - dream
drood - druid
dsided - decided
dsu - don't screw up
dt - double team
dta - Don't Trust Anyone
dtb - don't text back
dth - down to hang
dtl - d**n the luck
dtp - Don't Type Please
dtrt - do the right thing
dts - Don't think so
dttm - don't talk to me
dttml - don't talk to me loser
dttpou - Don't tell the police on us
dttriaa - don't tell the RIAA
du2h - d**n you to hell
ducy - do you see why
dugi - do you get it?
dugt - did you get that?
duk - did you know
dulm - do you like me
dum - dumb
dun - don't
dunna - i don't know
dunno - I don't know
duno - don't know
dupe - duplicate
dutma - don't you text me again
dvda - double vaginal, double anal
dw - don't worry
dwai - don't worry about it
dwb - Driving while black
dwbh - don't worry, be happy
dwbi - Don't worry about it.
dwi - deal with it
dwioyot - Deal With It On Your Own Time
dwmt - don't waste my time
dwn - down
dwt - don't wanna talk
dwy - don't wet yourself
dy2h - d**n you to hell
dya - Do you
dyac - d**n you auto correct
dycotfc - do you cyber on the first chat
dyec - Don't You Ever Care
dygtp - did you get the picture
dyk - did you know
dylh - do you like him
dylm - do you love me
dylos - do you like oral sex
dym - Do you mind
dynk - do you not know
dynm - do you know me
dyt - Don't you think
dyth - d**n You To Hell
dyw - don't you worry
dyw2gwm - do you want to go with me
dywtmusw - do you want to meet up some where

e-ok - Electronically OK
e.g. - example
e4u2s - easy for you to say
eabod - eat a bag of s
ead - eat a d**k
ebitda - earnings before interest, taxes, depreciation and amortization
ecf - error carried forward
edumacation - education
eedyat - idiot
eejit - idiot
ef - f**k
ef-ing - f**king
efct - effect
effed - f**ked
efffl - extra friendly friends for life
effin - f**king
effing - f**king
eg - evil grin
ehlp - help
eil - explode into laughter
el!t - elite
eleo - Extremely Low Earth Orbit
ello - hello
elo - hello
em - them
emm - email me
emo - emotional
emp - eat my p***y
enat - every now and then
enit - isn't it
enof - enough
enuf - enough
enuff - enough
eob - End of Business
eoc - end of conversation
eod - End of day
eof - end of file
eom - end of message
eos - end of story
eot - end of transmission
eotw - end of the world
epa - Emergency Parent Alert
eq - Everquest
eq2 - Everquest2
ere - here
errythin - everything
esad - eat s**t and die
esadyffb - eat s**t and die you fat f**king b*****d
esbm - Everyone sucks but me
esc - escape
esl - eat s**t loser
eta - Estimated Time of Arrival
etla - extended three letter acronym
etmda - Explain it to my dumb a**
etp - eager to please
eula - end user license agreement
ev1 - everyone
eva - ever
evaa - ever
evar - ever
evercrack - Everquest
every1 - everyone
evn - even
evr - ever
evry - every
evry1 - every one
evrytin - everything
ex-bf - Ex-Boy Friend
ex-gf - Ex-Girl Friend
exp - experience
ey - hey
eyez - eyes
ez - Easy
ezi - easy

f u - f**k you
f#cking - f**king
f&e - forever and ever
f'n - f**king
f-ing - f**king
f.b. - facebook
f.m.l. - f**k my life
f.u. - f**k you
f/o - f**k off
f00k - f**k.
f2f - face to face
f2p - free to play
f2t - Free to talk
f4c3 - face
f4eaa - friends forever and always
f4f - female for female
f4m - female for male
f8 - fate
f9 - fine
f@ - fat
fa-q - f**k you
faa - forever and always
fab - fabulous
faggit - faggot
fah - Funny as hell
faic - For All I Care
fam - family
fankle - area between foot and ankle
fao - for attention of
fap - masturbate
fapping - masterbating
faq - frequently asked question
farg - f**k
fashizzle - for sure
fav - Favorite
fave - favorite
fawk - f**k
fbimcl - Fall Back In My Chair Laughing
fbk - facebook
fbtw - Fine Be That Way
fc - fruit cake
fcbk - facebook
fcfs - first come first served
fck - f**k
fckd - f**ked
fckin - f**king
fcking - f**king
fckm3hdbayb - f**k Me Hard Baby
fcku - f**k you
fcol - for crying out loud
fcuk - f**k
fe - fatal error
feck - f**k
fer - for
ferr - For
ff - friendly fire
ffa - free for all
ffcl - falling from chair laughing
ffr - for future reference
ffs - for f**k's sake
fft - food for thought
ffxi - Final Fantasy 11
fg - f**king gay
fgi - f**king google it
fgs - for God's sake
fgssu - For Gods sake shut up
fgt - faggot
fi - f**k it
fi9 - fine
fibijar - f**k it buddy, I'm just a reserve
fifo - first in, first out
fify - Fixed It For You
figjam - f**k I'm good, just ask me
figmo - F*ck it - got my orders
fiic - f**ked If I Care
fiik - f**ked If I Know
fimh - forever in my heart
fio - figure it out
fitb - fill in the blank
fiv - five
fk - f**k
fka - formerly known as
fkd - f**ked
fker - f**ker
fkin - f**king
fking - f**king
fkn - f**king
fku - f**k you
flamer - angry poster
flames - angry comments
flicks - pictures
floabt - for lack of a better term
fm - f**k me
fmah - f**k my a** hole
fmao - freezing my a** of
fmb - f**k me b***h
fmbb - f**k Me Baby
fmbo - f**k my brains out
fmfl - f**k my f**king life
fmflth - f**k My f**king Life To Hell
fmh - f**k me hard
fmhb - f**k me hard b***h
fmi - for my information
fmir - family member in room
fmita - f**k me in the a**
fml - f**k my life
fmltwia - f**k me like the w***e I am
fmn - f**k me now
fmnb - f**k me now b***h
fmnkml - f**k me now kiss me later
fmph - f**k my p***y hard
fmq - f**k me quick
fmr - f**k me runnig
fmsh - f**k me so hard
fmth - f**k me to hell
fmuta - f**k me up the a**
fmutp - f**k me up the p***y
fn - first name
fnar - For No Apparent Reason
fnci - fancy
fnny - funny
fnpr - for no particular reason
fny - funny
fo - f**k off
fo shizzle - for sure
fo sho - for sure
foa - f**k off a**h**e
foad - f**k off and die
foaf - friend of a friend
foah - f**k off a**h**e
fob - fresh off the boat
focl - Falling Off Chair Laughing.
fofl - fall on the floor laughing
foia - freedom of information act
fol - farting out loud
folo - Follow
fomofo - f**k off mother f**ker
fone - phone
foo - fool
foobar - f**ked up beyond all recognition
foocl - falls out of chair laughing
fook - f**k
for sheeze - for sure
fos - full of s**t
foshizzle - for sure
fosho - for sure
foss - free, open source software
fotcl - fell off the chair laughing
fotm - Flavour of the month
fouc - f**k off you c**t
fov - Field of View
foyb - f**k off you b***h
fo` - for
fp - first post
fpmitap - federal pound me in the a** prison
fpos - f**king piece of s**t
fps - First Person Shooter
frag - kill
fragged - killed
fren - friend
frens - friends
frgt - forgot
fri. - Friday
friggin - freaking
frk - freak
frm - from
frnd - friend
frnds - friends
fs - For Sure
fsho - for sure
fsm - flying spaghetti monster
fsob - f**king son of a b***h
fsod - frosn screen of death
fsr - for some reason
fst - fast
ft - f**k THAT
ft2t - From time to time
fta - From The Article
ftb - f**k That b***h
ftbfs - Failed to build from source
ftf - face to face
ftfa - From The f**king Article
ftfw - For the f**king win!
ftfy - Fixed that for you
ftio - fun time is over
ftk - For the Kill
ftl - For The Lose
ftlog - for the love of god
ftlt - For the last time
ftmfw - for the mother f**king win
ftmp - For the most part
ftp - file transfer protocol
ftr - For The Record
fts - f**k that s**t
fttp - for the time being
ftw - For the win!
fu - f**k you
fua - f**k you all
fuah - f**k you a** hole
fub - f**k you b***h
fubah - f**ked up beyond all hope
fubalm - f**ked up beyond all local maintenance
fubar - f**ked up beyond all recognition
fubb - f**ked up beyond belief
fubh - f**ked up beyond hope
fubohic - f**k you Bend over here it comes
fubr - f**ked Up Beyond Recognition
en - f**king
tard - f**king retard
fuctard - f**king retard
fud - fear, uncertainty and doubt
fudh - f**k you d**k head
fudie - f**k you and die
fugly - f**king ugly
fuh-q - f**k you
fuhget - forget
fuk - f**k
fukin - f**king
fukk - f**k
fukkin - f**king
fukn - f**king
fukr - f**ker
fulla - Full of
fumfer - f**k you mother f**ker
funee - funny
funner - more fun
funy - funny
fuq - f**k you
fus - f**k yourself
fut - f**k You Too
fuu - f**k you up
fux - f**k
fuxing - f**king
fuxor - f**ker
fuxored - f**ked
fvck - f**k
fwb - Friends with Benefits
fwd - forward
fwiw - for what it's worth
fwm - Fine With Me
fwob - friends with occasional benefits
fwp - first world problems
fxe - foxy
fxp - file exchange protocol
fy - f**k you
fya - for your attention
fyad - f**k you and die
fyah - f**k you a**h**e
fyb - f**k you b***h
fyc - f**k your couch
fye - For Your Entertainment
fyeo - For your eyes only
fyf - f**k your face
fyfi - For Your f**king Information
fyi - for your information
fyk - for your knowledge
fyl - For your Love
fym - f**k your mom
fyp - fixed your post
fyrb - f**k you right back
fytd - f**k you to death
*g* - grin
g'nite - good night
g/f - girlfriend
g/g - got to go
g0 - go
g00g13 - Google
g1 - good one
g2 - go to
g2/-/ - go to hell
g2bg - got to be going
g2bl8 - going to be late
g2cu - glad to see you
g2e - got to eat
g2g - got to go
g2g2tb - got to go to the bathroom
g2g2w - got to go to work
g2g4aw - got to go for a while
g2gb - got to go bye
g2gb2wn - got to go back to work now
g2ge - got to go eat
g2gn - got to go now
g2gp - got to go pee
g2gpc - got 2 go parents coming
g2gpp - got to go pee pee
g2gs - got to go sorry
g2h - go to hell
g2hb - go to hell b***h
g2k - good to know
g2p - got to pee
g2t2s - got to talk to someone
g3y - gay
g4u - good for you
g4y - good for you
g8 - gate
g9 - good night
g@y - gay
ga - go ahead
gaalma - go away and leave me alone
gaf - good as f**k
gafi - get away from it
gafl - get a f**king life
gafm - Get away from me
gagf - go and get f**ked
gagp - go and get pissed
gah - gay a** homo
gai - gay
gaj - get a job
gal - get a life
gamez - illegally obtained games
gangsta - gangster
gank - kill
gaoep - generally accepted office etiquette principles
gaw - grandparents are watching
gawd - god
gb - Go back
gb2 - go back to
gba - game boy advance
gbioua - Go blow it out your a**
gbnf - Gone but not forgotten
gbtw - go back to work
gbu - god bless you
gby - good bye
gcad - get cancer and die
gcf - Google Click Fraud
gd - good
gd&r - grins, ducks, and runs
gd4u - Good For You
gday - Good Day
gdby - good bye
gded - grounded
gdgd - good good
gdi - God d**n it
gdiaf - go die in a fire
gdih - Go die in hell
gdilf - Grandad I'd Like To f**k
gdmfpos - god d**n mother f**king piece of s**t
gdr - grinning, ducking, running
gemo - gay emo
getcha - get you
geto - ghetto
gewd - good
gey - gay
gf - girlfriend
gfad - go f**k a duck
gfadh - go f**k a dead horse
gfak - go fly a kite
gfam - Go f**k A Monkey
gfar2cu - go find a rock to crawl under
gfas - go f**k a sheep
gfd - god f**king damnit
gfe - Girl Friend experience
gfe2e - grinning from ear to ear
gfg - good f**king game
gfgi - go f**king google it
gfi - good f**king idea
gfj - good f**king job
gfl - grounded for life
gfo - go f**k off
gfu - go f**k yourself
gfurs - go f**k yourself
gfus - go f**k yourself
gfx - graphics
gfy - good for you
gfyd - go f**k your dad
gfym - go f**k your mom
gfys - go f**k yourself
gg - good game
gga - good game all
ggal - go get a life
ggf - go get f**ked
ggg - Go, go, go!
ggnore - good game no rematch
ggp - gotta go pee
ggpaw - gotta go parents are watching
ggs - good games
gh - good half
ghei - Gay
ghey - gay
gigig - get it got it good
gigo - garbage in garbage out
gilf - Grandma I'd like to f**k
gim - google instant messanger
gimme - give me
gimmie - give me
gir - google it retard
gis - Google Image Search
gitar - guitar
giv - give
giyf - google is your friend
gj - good job
gjial - go jump in a lake
gjp - good job partner
gjsu - god just shut up
gjt - good job team
gky - Go kill yourself
gkys - Go kill yourself
gl - good luck
gl hf - good luck, have fun
gl&hf - good luck and have fun
gla - good luck all
glbt - Gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgenderd
glf - group looking for
glhf - good luck have fun
glln - Got Laid Last Night
glnhf - Good Luck and Have Fun
glty - Good luck this year
glu - girl like us
glu2 - good luck to you too
glux - good luck
glwt - good luck with that
gm - good morning
gma - grandma
gmab - give me a break
gmabj - give me a blowjob
gmafb - give me a f**king break
gmao - Giggling my a** off
gmfao - Giggling My f**king a** Off
gmilf - grandmother i'd like to f**k
gmod - Global Moderator
gmta - great minds think alike
gmtyt - good morning to you too
gmv - Got my vote
gmybs - give me your best shot
gn - good night
gn8 - good night
gnasd - good night and sweet dreams
gndn - Goes nowhere,does nothing
gnfpwlbn - good news for people who love bad news
gng - going
gng2 - going to
gngbng - gang bang
gnight - good night
gnite - good night
gnn - get naked now
gno - going to do
gnoc - get naked on cam
gnos - get naked on screen
gnr - Guns n' roses
gnrn - get naked right now
gnst - goodnight sleep tight
gnstdltbbb - good night sleep tight don't let the bed bugs bite
goc - get on camera
goi - get over it
goia - get over it already
goin - going
gok - God Only Knows
gokid - got observers - keep it decent
gokw - God Only Knows Why
gol - giggle out loud
gomb - get off my back
goml - get out of my life
gona - Gonna
gonna - going to
good9 - goodnite
gooh - get out of here!
goomh - get out of my head
gork - God only really knows
gosad - go suck a d**k
gotc - get on the computer
gotcha - got you
gotta - got to
gow - gears of war
goya - Get Off Your a**
goyhh - get off your high horse
gp - good point
gpb - gotta pee bad
gpwm - good point well made
gpytfaht - gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today
gr8 - great
gr8t - great
grats - congratulations
gratz - congratulations
grfx - graphics
grillz - metal teeth
grl - girl
grmbl - grumble
grog - beer
grrl - Girl
grtg - Getting ready to go
grvy - groovy
gsad - go suck a d**k
gsave - global struggle against violent extremists
gsd - getting s**t done
gsfg - Go search f**king google
gsi - go suck it
gsoh - Good Sense of Humor
gsp - get some p***y
gsta - Gangster
gt - get
gta - Grand Theft Auto
gtas - go take a s**t
gtb - Go To Bed
gtf - get the f**k
gtfa - Go The f**k Away
gtfbtw - get the f**k back to work
gtfh - go to f**king hell
gtfo - get the f**k out
gtfoi - get the f**k over it
gtfon - Get the f**k out noob
gtfooh - get the f**k out of here
gtfoomf - get the f**k out of my face
gtfu - grow the f**k up
gtfuotb - get the f**k up out this b***h
gtg - got to go
gtgb - got to go bye
gtgbb - got to go bye bye
gtgfn - got to go for now
gtgmmiloms - got to go my mum is looking over my shoulder
gtgn - got to go now
gtgp - got to go pee
gtgpp - got to go pee pee
gtgtb - got to go to bed
gtgtpirio - got to go the price is right is on
gtgtwn - Got to go to work now
gth - go to hell
gtha - go the hell away
gthb - go to hell b***h
gthmf - go to hell mothaf**ka
gtho - get the hell out
gthu - grow the heck up
gthyfah - go to hell you f**king a**h**e
gtk - good to know
gtm - giggling to myself
gtn - getting
gtp - Got to pee
gtr - Got to run
gts - going to school
gtsy - good to see you
gttp - get to the point
gtty - good talking to you
gu - grow up
gu2i - get used to it
gud - good
gudd - good
gui - graphical user interface
gurl - girl
gurlz - girls
guru - expert
gw - good work
gwijd - guess what i just did
gwm - gay white male
gwork - good work
gwrk - good work
gws - get well soon
gwytose - go waste your time on someone else
gy - gay
gyal - girl
gypo - Get Your Penis Out

h&k - hugs and kisses
h*r - homestar runner
h+k - hugs and kisses
h.o - hold on
h/e - However
h/mo - homo
h/o - hold on
h/u - hold up
h/w - homework
h2 - Halo 2
h2gtb - have to go to the bathroom
h2o - water
h2sys - hope to see you soon
h3y - hey
h4kz0r5 - hackers
h4x - Hacks
h4x0r - hacker
h4xor - hacker
h4xr - hacker
h4xrz - hackers
h4xx0rz - hacker
h4xxor - hacker
h8 - hate
h80r - hater
h82sit - hate to say it
h83r - hater
h8ed - hated
h8er - hater
h8r - hater
h8red - Hatred
h8s - hates
h8t - hate
h8t0r - hater
h8t3r - hater
h8te - hate
h8tr - hater
h8u - I Hate You
h9 - Husband in Room
habt - how about this
hafta - have to
hagd - have a good day
hagl - have a great life
hagn - have a good night
hago - have a good one
hags - have a great summer
hai - hello
hait - hate
hak - here's a kiss
hakas - have a kick a** summer
hammrd - hammered
han - how about now
hau - How Are You
hav - have
havnt - haven't
hawf - Husband and Wife forever
hawt - hot
hawtie - hottie
hax - Hacks
hax0r - hacker
hax0red - hacked
hax0rz - Hackers
haxer - Hacker
haxor - hacker
haxoring - hacking
haxors - hackers
haxorz - hackers
haxxor - hacker
haxxzor - Hacker
haxz0r - Hacker
haxzor - hacker
hayd - how are you doing
hb - hurry back
hb4b - hoes before bros
hbd - happy birthday
hbic - head b***h in charge
hbii - how big is it
hbu - how about you
hby - how about you
hc - how come
hcbt1 - he could be the one
hcib - how can it be
hcihy - how can I help you
hdop - Help Delete Online Predators
hdu - how dare you
hdydi - How do you do it
hdydt - how did you do that
heh - haha
hella - very
heya - hey
heyt - hate
heyy - hello
heyya - hello
hf - have fun
hfn - Hell f**king no
hfs - holy f**king s**t!
hfsbm - holy f**king s**t batman
hfwt - have fun with that
hg - HockeyGod
hght - height
hhiad - holy hole in a doughnut
hhiadb - Holy Hole in a Donut Batman
hhok - Ha Ha Only Kidding
hhyb - how have you been
hi2u - hello
hi2u2 - hello to you too
hiet - height
hiik - Hell If I Know
hijack - start an off topic discussion
hith - how in the hell
hiw - husband is watching
hiya - hello
hiybbprqag - copying somebody else's search results
hj - hand job
hl - Half-Life
hl2 - Half-Life 2
hla - Hot lesbian action
hlb - horny little b*****d
hld - hold
hldn - hold on
hldon - hold on
hll - Hell
hlm - he loves me
hlo - hello
hlp - help
hly - holy
hlysht - Holy s**t
hmb - hold me back
hmewrk - homework
hmfic - head mother f**ker in charge
hml - hate my life
hmoj - holy mother of jesus
hmu - Hit Me Up
hmul - Hit me up later
hmus - Hit me up sometime
hmw - homework
hmwk - homework
hmwrk - Homework
hng - horny net geek
hngry - hungry
hnic - head n****r in charge
ho - hold on
hoas - Hang on a second
hoay - how old are you
hoh - head of household
hom - home
homey - Friend
homie - good friend
homo - homosexual
hoopty - broke down automobile
hott - hot
howdey - hello
howz - hows
hpb - high ping b*****d
hpoa - Hot Piece of a**
hppy - Happy
hpy - happy
hpybdy - happy birthday
hr - hour
hre - here
hrny - horny
hrs - hours
hru - how are you
hrud - how are you doing
hs - headshot
hsd - high school dropout
hsik - how should i know
hsr - homestar runner
hss - horse s**t and splinters
hswm - Have Sex With me
ht - Heard Through
htc - hit the cell
htf - how the f**k
htfu - Hurry the f**k up
hth - hope that helps
hthu - Hurry the hell up
htr - hater
http - hyper text transfer protocol
hu - Hey you
hubby - husband
hud - Heads Up Display
huggle - hug and cuddle
hugz - hugs
hun - honey
hv - have
hve - have
hvnt - haven't
hw - homework
hw/hw - help me with homework
hwg - here we go
hwga - here we go again
hwik - how would i know
hwk - homework
hwmbo - he who must be obeyed
hwmnbn - he who must not be named
hwms - hot wild monkey sex
hwu - hey what's up
hwz - how is
hxc - hardcore
hy - hell yeah
hyb - how you been
hyg - here you go
hyk - how you know

i <3 u - I love you
i c - i see
i8 - alright
i8u - i hate you
i<3 u - i love you
i<3u - I love you
iab - I Am Bored
iafh - I Am f**king Hot
iafi - I am from India
iag - it's all good
iah - i am horny
iai - i am interested
ianabs - I am not a brain surgeon
ianacl - I am not a copyright lawyer
ianal - I am not a lawyer
ianalb - I am not a lawyer, but..
ianars - I am not a rocket scientist
ians - I am Not Sure
ianyl - I am not your lawyer
iap - I Am Pissed
iasb - i am so bored
iaspfm - i am sorry please forgive me
iatb - I am the best
iateu - i hate you
iavb - i am very bored
iaw - In Another Window
iawtc - I agree with this comment
iawtp - I agree with this post
iawy - I agree with you
ib - I'm back
ibbl - I'll be back later
ibcd - Idiot between chair & desk
ibs - Internet b***h Slap
ibt - I'll be there
ibtl - In Before The Lock
ibw - I'll be waiting
ic - I see
icb - I can't believe
icbi - i can't believe it
icbiwoop - I chuckled, but it was out of pity.
icbt - i can't believe that
icbu - I can't believe you
icbyst - i cant believe you said that
iccl - I could care less
icgup - I can give you pleasure
icic - I See. I See
icp - insane clown posse
icr - I can't rememer
icsrg - I can still reach Google
ictrn - I can't talk right now
icty - i can't tell you
icu - i see you
icudk - in case you didn't know
icup - i see you pee
icw - I care why?
icwudt - I see what you did there
icwum - I see what you mean
icydk - in csae you didn't know
icydn - in case you didn't know
icymi - in case you missed it
id10t - idiot
idbtwdsat - I don't believe they would do such a thing
idby - I Don't Believe You
idc - I don't care
iddi - I didn't do it
idec - I don't even care
idek - I don't even know
idfc - i don't f**king care
idfk - i don't f**king know
idfts - I don't f**king think so
idgac - i don't give a crap
idgad - I don't give a d**n
idgaf - i don't give a f**k
idgaff - I don't give a flying f**k
idgafs - I don't give a f**king s**t
idgara - I don't give a rat's a**
idgas - i don't give a s**t
idgi - I don't get it
idjit - idiot
idk - I don't know
idkbibt - I don't know but I've Been Told
idke - I don't know ethier
idkh - I don't know how
idkh2s - i don't know how to spell
idkt - I don't know that
idkw - I don't know why
idkwiwdwu - I don't know what I would do without you
idkwts - I don't know what to say
idkwurta - I don't know what you are talking about.
idkwym - I don't know what you mean
idky - I don't know you
idkyb - i don't know why but
idkymb2 - I didn't know yoru mom blogs too
idl - I don't like
idli - I don't like it
idlu - i don't like you
idly - I don't like you
idlyitw - i don't like you in that way
idm - I don't mind
idn - i don't know
idnk - i don't know
idno - i do not know
idntk - i dont need to know
idnwths - i do not want to have sex
idonno - i do not know
idop - it depends on price
idot - idiot
idr - I don't remember
idrc - i don't really care
idrfk - I don't really f**king know
idrgaf - I don't really give a f**k
idrgaff - i don't really give a flying f**k
idrk - i don't really know
idrts - I don't really think so
idsw - i don't see why
idtis - I don't think I should
idtkso - i don't think so
idts - i don't think so
idunno - i do not know
iduwym - I don't understand what you mean.
idw2 - I don't want to
idw2n - i don't want to know
idwk - I don't wanna know
idwt - i don't want to
idwtg - I don't want to go
idyat - idiot
iebkac - issue exists between keyboard and chair
ietf - internet engineering task force
iff - if and only if
ifhu - I f**king hate you
ifhy - i f**king hate you
ifk - I f**king know
iflu - i f**king love you
ifthtb - i find that hard to belive
ifttt - if this then that
ifwis - I forgot what I said
ig - I guess
ig2g - I got to go
ig5oi - I got 5 on it
igahp - I've got a huge penis
igalboc - I've got a lovely bunch of cocnuts
igg - i gotta go
ight - alright
igkymfa - I'm gonna kick your mother f**king a**
igs - I guess so
igt - I Got This
igtg - i've got to go
igtgt - I got to go tinkle
igtkya - im going to kick your a**
igu - i give up
igyb - I Got Your Back
ih - it happens
ih2gp - I have to go pee
ih2p - i'll have to pa**
ih8 - i hate
ih8mls - I hate my little sister
ih8p - I hate parents
ih8tu - i hate you
ih8u - I hate you
ih8usm - i hate you so much
ih8y - I hate you
ihac - I have a customer
ihat3u - I hate you
ihistr - i hope i spelled that right
ihiwydt - I hate it when you do that
ihml - I hate my life
ihmp - i hate my parents
ihnc - i have no clue
ihnfc - I have no f**king clue
ihni - i have no idea
iht - I heard that
ihtfp - I hate this f**king place
ihtgttbwijd - I have to go to the bathroom, wait I just did.
ihtp - I Have To Poop
ihtsm - i hate this so much
ihtutbr - I have to use the bathroom
ihu - I hate you
ihurg - i hate your guts
ihusb - i hate you so bad
ihusfm - i hate you so f**king much
ihusm - i hate you so much
ihy - i hate you
ihya - i hate you all
ihysm - I hate you so much
ihysmrn - i hate you so much right now
iigh - alright
iight - alright
iiok - is it okay
iirc - if I recall correctly
iistgtbtipi - If It Sounds Too Good To Be True It Probably Is
iit - is it tight
iitywimwybmad - if I tell you what it means will you buy me a drink
iitywybmad - if I tell you, will you buy me a drink?
iiuc - if I understand correctly
iiw2 - is it web 2.0?
iiwii - it is what it is
ij - indide joke
ijaf - it's just a fact
ijcomk - i just came on my keyboard
ijdk - I just don't know
ijdl - I just died laughing
ijeomk - I just ejaculated on my keybord
ijf - i just farted
ijgl - I just got laid
ijit - idiot
ijk - I'm Just kidding
ijp - Internet job posting
ijpmp - I just peed my pants
ijpms - I just pissed myself
ijr - i just remembered
ijsabomomcibstg - I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico
ik - i know
iki - i know it
ikm - I know man
ikr - I know really
ikt - i knew that
ikwud - I know what you did
ikwum - I know what you meant
ikwyl - I know where you live
ikwym - i know what you mean
ilbbaicnl - I like big butts and I can not lie
ilbcnu - i'll be seeing you
ilcul8r - I'll see you later
ilhsm - i love him/her so much
ili - i love it
ilk2fku - I would like to f**k you
ilml - I Love My Life
ilms - I love my self
ilotibinlirl - I'm laughing on the internet, but I'm not laughing in real life
ilshipmp - I laughed so hard I peed my pants
iltf - i love to f**k
ilu - I love you
ilu2 - I love you too
iluaaf - i love you as a friend
ilulafklc - I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
ilum - i love you more
ilusfm - I love you so f**king much
ilusm - I love you So much
iluvm - I Love You Very Much
iluvu - i love you
iluvya - i love you
iluwamh - i love you with all my heart
ilvu - i love you
ily - i love you
ily2 - i love you too
ily4e - i love you forever
ily4ev - i love you forever
ilyaas - I Love You As A Sister
ilyal - I like you a lot
ilyb - i love you b***h
ilybby - i love you baby
ilybtid - I Love You But Then I Don't
ilyf - I'll Love You Forever
ilygsm - i love you guys so much
ilykthnxbai - i love you k thanks bye
ilyl - i love you loads
ilylab - I love you like a brother
ilylabf - I love you like a best friend
ilylafklc - i love you like a fat kid loves cake
ilylas - i love you like a sister
ilylc - i love you like crazy
ilym - i love you more
ilymtyk - i love you more than you know
ilymtylm - i love you more than you love me
ilysfm - i love you so f**king much
ilysfmb - i love you so f**king much baby
ilysm - i love you so much
ilysmih - i love you so much it hurts
ilysmm - i love you so much more
ilysmydek - I Love You So Much You Don't Even Know
ilysvm - i love you so very much
ilyvm - i love you very much
ilywamh - I love you with all my heart
im - Instant Message
im'd - instant messaged
im26c4u - I am too sexy for you
ima - I am a
imao - in my arrogant opinion
imb - I am back
imcdo - in my conceited dogmatic opinion
imed - instant messaged
imfao - In My f**king Arrogant Opinion
imfo - in my f**king opinion
imh - I am here
imhbco - In my humble but correct opinion
imhe - in my humble experience
imho - in my humble opinion
imm - instant message me
imma - I'm going to
imnerho - In my not even remotely humble opinion
imnl - I'm not laughing
imnshmfo - In My Not So Humble Mother f**king Opinion
imnsho - in my not so humble opinion
imo - in my opinion
imoo - in my own opinion
impo - In My Personal Opinion
impov - in my point of view
imsb - i am so bored
imsry - I am sorry
imtaw - it may take a while
imts - I meant to say
imu - i miss you
imusm - I miss you so much
imvho - in my very humble opinion
imwtk - Inquiring minds want to know
imy - I miss you
imy2 - i miss you to
imya - i miss you already
imysfm - i miss you so f**king much
in2 - into
inb4 - in before
inbd - it's no big deal
incld - include
incrse - increase
ind2p - I need to pee
indie - independent
inef - it's not even funny
inet - internet
inh - I need help
inho - in my honest opinion
inhwh - I need homework help
init - isn't it
inmp - it's not my problem
innit - isn't it
ino - I know
instagib - instant kill
instakill - instant kill
intarwebs - internet
intel - intelligence
interweb - internet
intpftpotm - I nominate this post for the post of the month
inttwmf - I am Not Typing This With My Fingers
invu - I envy you
ioh - I'm out of here
iois - Indicators of Interest
iokiya - it's ok if you are
ionno - I don't know
iono - I don't know
iotd - image of the day
iou - i owe you
iow - in other words
ioya - I'd Own Your a**
ioyk - if only you knew
ip - internet protocol
irc - internet relay chat
irdc - I really don't care
irdgaf - i really don't give a f**k
irdk - I really don't know
irgtgbtw - I've really got to get back to work
irhtgttbr - I really have to go to the bathroom
irhy - i really hate you
irl - in real life
irly - I really love you
irt - in reply to
irtf - I'll return the favor
is2g - i swear to god
isb - I'm so bored.
isbya - im sorry but you asked
isd - internet slang dictionary
ise - internal server error
isfly - i so f**king love you
isg - I speak geek
ishii - i see how it is
isianmtu - I swear I am not making this up
isj - inside joke
iso - In Search Of
isp - internet service provider
iss - im so sorry
istr - I seem to remember
istwfn - I stole this word from noslang.com
iswydt - i see what you did there
ita - I Totally Agree
itb - in the butt
itc - in that case
itd - in the dark
ite - alright
itk - in the know
itn - I think not
itt - in this thread
ityltk - I thought you'd like to know
itz - it's
itzk - it's ok
iucmd - if you catch my drift
iukwim - if you know what i mean
iunno - I don't know
iuno - i dunno
ive - i have
iw2f - i want to f**k
iw2fu - i want to f**k you
iw2mu - I want to meet you
iwaa - It was an accident
iwbrbl@r - I will be right back later
iwc - In Which Case
iwfusb - i wanna f**k you so bad
iwfy - I want to f**k you
iwfybo - i will f**k your brains out
iwg - it was good
iwhi - I would hit it
iwhswu - I want to have sex with you
iwjk - i was just kidding
iwk - I wouldn't know
iwlu4e - I will love you for ever
iwmu - i will miss you
iwmy - i will miss you
iws - i want sex
iwsn - i want sex now
iwsul8r - I will see you later
iwtfu - i want to f**k you
iwtfy - i want to f**k you
iwthswy - i want to have sex with you
iwtly - i want to love you
iwu - i want you
iwuwh - i wish you were here
iwy - i want you
iwyb - I want your body
iwyn - I want you now
iwythmb - i want you to have my baby
iyam - if you ask me
iyc - if you can
iyd - In Your Dreams
iydhantsdsaaa - If you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all
iydmma - if you don't mind me asking
iyf - In your face
iyflg - If You're Feeling Less Generous
iygm - if you get me
iykwim - if you know what I mean
iym - I am your man
iyo - in your opinion
iyq - I like you
iyss - if you say so
iyswim - if you see what I mean
iywt - if you want to
iz - is

j-c - just chilling
j/a - Just Asking
j/c - just curious
j/j - just joking
j/k - just kidding
j/o - jackoff
j/p - just playing
j/s - just saying
j/t - just talking
j/w - just wondering
j00 - you
j00r - your
j2bs - just to be sure
j2c - just too cute
j2f - just too funny
j2luk - just to let you know
j2lyk - just to let you know
j4f - just for fun
j4g - just for grins
j4l - just for laughs
j4u - just for you
jalaudlm - just as long as you don't leave me
jas - just a second
jb - jailbait
jbu - just between us
jc - just curious
jcam - just checking away message
jcath - Just chilling at the house
jdfi - Just f**king do it
jebus - Jesus
jeomk - Just ejaculated on my keyboard
jf - just fooling
jfc - Jesus f**king Christ
jfdi - Just f**king Do It!
jff - just for fun
jfg - just for giggles
jfgi - just f**king google it
jfi - just forget it
jfj - jump for joy
jfk - Just f**king kidding
jfl - just for laughs
jflts - just felt like typing something
jfn - just for now
jfo - just f**k off
jfr - Just for reference
jftr - just for the record
jfu - just for you
jfwy - just f**king with you
jg2h - just go to hell
jgiyn - Just google it you noob
jgtfooh - just get the f**k out of here
jh - Just hanging
jhm - just hold me
jho - just hanging out
jic - just in case
jit - just in time
jizz - semen
jj - just joking
jj/k - just joking
jja - just joking around
jk - just kidding
jka - just kidding around
jking - joking
jkl - just kidding loser
jklol - Just Kidding Laughing Out Loud
jkn - joking
jks - jokes
jkz - jokes
jlma - just leave me alone
jlt - just like that
jm - Just Messing
jma - just messing around
jml - just my luck
jmo - just my opinion
jms - just making sure
jom - just one minuite
joo - you
jooc - just out of curiosity
jooce - Juice
joor - your
jp - just playing
js - just saying
jsa - just stop already
jsing - just saying
jst - just
jsuk - just so you know
jsun - Just so you know
jsut - just
jsyk - Just so you know
jsyn - just so you know
jtay - just thinking about you
jtbs - Just To Be Sure
jtc - Join the club
jtfo - joke the f**k out
jtluk - just to let you know
jtlyk - just to let you know
jtoi - just thought of it
jtol - just thinking out loud
jttsiowctw - just testing to see if other websites copy this word
jtty - just to tell you
jtumltk - just thought you might like to know
jtwii - just the way it is.
jtwiw - just the way it was.
jtyltk - just thought you'd like to know
jtysk - just thought you should know
jumping the couch - acting strange
jus - just
juss - just
juz - just
juzt - just
jw - just wondering
jw2k - just wanted to know
jwas - just wait a second
jwtlyk - Just wanted to let you know
jyfihp - jam your finger in her p***y