AntiChrist (2014-07-24 00:54:06)

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I do jiu-jitzu and sometimes Judo but not that often. Post what you want advice for in any particular situation (for example, what to do if someone's already mounted you, what you should do to not get your ass all the way kicked)

If you know any martial arts, post your own tips here.


My favorite choke: only works from behind. Put one arm across the front of victims neck. With the same arm, grab the bicep of your OTHER arm.

Now use the other half of your arm that has its bicep grabbed, put it behind the persons head. Now, with the arm that is behind the head, push it forward against the head. With the other arm, squeeze. DO NOT do this as fast as you can and never do it for too long unless said victim is a threat to anyone's life or something.


Post your favorite submissions here. Also, consider joining a martial art if you haven't. It's fun and a great way to exercise.

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Mephistopheles (2014-07-24 00:56:31)

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What's the best way to effectively strike someone's solar plexus?

On a different note, I've been think about taking Kendo classes.

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PhantomR (2014-07-24 00:58:20)

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Spencer knows about fighting, doesn't he?

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DrakeJericho (2014-07-24 01:01:16)

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DarkCat is the best fighter on this site. He put three bullies through a table when he was on two broken legs.

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AntiChrist (2014-07-24 01:04:47)

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@KomsradeKishy

You should do it. You'll love it (probably). Also, the solar plexus is near that artery near your ankle right? I might be confusing that with something else though.

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Mephistopheles (2014-07-24 01:17:01)

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The solar plexus is just below the chest. Also called the celiac plexus.


What I'm asking for is the best way to strike someone in a way that will pinpoint all of the the force to this specific spot.

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2014-07-24 08:17:56

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AntiChrist (2014-07-24 01:36:43)

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In my opinion, if you have him mounted or something, you can easily slam your knuckles or your palm into it. I guess this particular question doesn't exactly require someone who does martial art to answer. I'm not sure about elbowing it because I haven't tried that yet, but that COULD work too.

Keep in mind, you could seriously hurt someone by hitting them there so I would be careful.

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carlos11 (2014-07-24 03:03:57)

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You heard the man, mount me, Kish.

Lol, this thread. You know written explanations are useless in a real fight, right?

Doesn't matter if you read from the secret chinese brofist scroll of death, the guy who has experience kicking ass will win every time.

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TFDFrance (2014-07-24 06:52:25)

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Falcon Punch his balls or her chest.

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carlos11 (2014-07-24 06:56:17)

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>MPP used retarded story
>It's super effective!!!
>Carlos fainted.

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carlos11 (2014-07-24 07:39:52)

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I have knocked out several bullies with a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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TREEhugger101 (2014-07-24 11:01:02)

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I don't have bullies, but I know how to fight.


I also know how to throw a knife, if anybody is interested.

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little5 (2014-07-24 12:16:32)

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Step 1: Grab the nearest object and throw it at them.

Step 2: Grab the nearest object and stab them.

Step 3: ??????

Step 4: Profit!

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Mephistopheles (2014-07-24 14:27:37)

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I'm only good at fist fighting with a knife in an ice pick hold because my cousin taught me.

I'm looking to get some brass knuckles.

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AntiChrist (2014-07-24 14:46:21)

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@TreeHugger please do tell us :0


Also, even if you can't win fights from reading about martial art submissions if your aggressor is the more experienced one when it comes to fighting, you'll at least be able to defend yourself enough so that you won't get seriously hurt.

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