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Things I learned from Cracked
Started by Perfect_Chaos
(2014-07-16 21:35:26)
Perfect_Chaos (2014-07-16 21:35:26)
Fairy Tails have origins dark as hell
Fairy Tails have foreign versions dark as hell
Back To The Future has a depressing ending (Marty's past family is in an alternative universe now)
Super powers exist
The best sugar free sweetener is banned in the US for no reason
Real ninjas are better than Naruto
Amelia Earheart's remains are on an island.
There was an episode of Hey Arnold about Helga that was rejected from being too depressing, followed by a theory of the entire show being about Helga
Numerous actors were killed due to directors and got away with it
The Blair Witch Project had three college students going through hell was actually real, so was the one made before it
The real Batman was accidently setenced to death due to a typo
DBZ is weird
A theory states that at the end of a japanese classic film, instead of the girls living happily ever after, they're dead and are ghosts. (They had no shadow at the end) Why? Because the movie makes quite a few references to a man who killed three little girls. Oh and those creepy looking animals represent death
Peter Parker was molested when he was younger
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles brutally killed the final enemy (Forgot his name) and tried to get him to slice open his own stomach
The creator of radio and television were screwed over by the same guy
The birds in Rio can't repopulate their species
The Cubs were cursed by a man for insulting his goat, and attempts to lift it failed
Some movies had unrealistic scenes because the real thing seemed unrealistic
ALF ended with a depressing cliff-hanger, then years later got revived, and had a bittersweet ending
In Pokemon Red and Blue you could fight Professor Oak (and get your ass kicked)
Do you read cracked? What'd you learn from it? Discuss.

PhantomR (2014-07-16 21:37:50)

TREEhugger101 (2014-07-16 21:41:04)
I used to be a hardcore Cracked addict.


Whoever edited my post, screw you.

This post has been edited one or more times, the last time was:
2014-07-17 05:39:45


Perfect_Chaos (2014-07-16 21:47:55)
^ You too? I used to read articles and at 10 PM read one more, only to click another, and another, until I realize it's 1 AM.
carlos11 (2014-07-16 21:49:54)
^ Ohmygod, wtf Cierra?
Language is a tool for efficient communication. The internet is a tool for fast communication. Do not defy both intents by posting incoherent writing.
Perfect_Chaos (2014-07-16 21:51:01)
I just got that.
carlos11 (2014-07-17 09:08:39)
It wasn't me.
Language is a tool for efficient communication. The internet is a tool for fast communication. Do not defy both intents by posting incoherent writing.
 

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