Spector (2014-07-06 01:55:53)

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That's because everyone on the internet is either American and/or Black.

Seeing a Canadian on the internet is like finding a unicorn.

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PhantomR (2014-07-06 02:15:15)

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Carter will be here momentarily.

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carlos11 (2014-07-06 02:15:41)

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Akio: ew.

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carlos11 (2014-07-06 03:34:41)

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*smell of moose urine fills the air*
*distinct sound of moose hooves galloping in the distance*
He's near...

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PhantomR (2014-07-06 03:43:09)

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*Pages of MLP fanfic flutter through the air.*
He's closer...

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Spector (2014-07-06 03:48:33)

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^ My thighs x4

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Crush42 (2014-07-06 06:32:20)

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*A leaf-shaped spotlight floods the night sky*
Mother of God...

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Perfect_Chaos (2014-07-06 06:37:48)

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*Accidently spels a word wrong*
*Hears gallops being faster*
He's almost here

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2014-07-06 13:38:38

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Akio (2014-07-06 06:57:45)

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Ew...

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Bean (2014-07-06 09:00:43)

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HE'S HERE!

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I say it is favouritism.

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2014-07-06 16:01:22

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Perfect_Chaos (2014-07-06 09:25:47)

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We meant Carter fgt

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carlos11 (2014-07-06 15:24:16)

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What... he's still not here?

I think Carter fell off his moose and died.
I am mistaken.
*pungent odor of hockey players' musky scent fills our nostrils*
He is almost upon us.

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Crush42 (2014-07-06 16:01:15)

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*Hears the word 'eh' abused beyond any measure of logical grammar*
It's still happening...

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PhantomR (2014-07-06 16:06:28)

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I can already see him backhand all of us for not using proper grammar...

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