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BlueBlur (2014-07-04 03:55:18)When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
"There was a time above. A time before. There were perfect things. Diamond absolutes."
AngelRibbons (2014-07-04 03:55:23)I don't know if you're metamorphic or igneous but baby you ROCK!....hahahaaaa....
*kills self*
BioshockFan64 (2014-07-04 03:58:21)Why did your brother became a pony?
Because he wants to be a brony!
Static is best villager.
EnVyChRis (2014-07-04 03:58:39)Well, wasn't that a nice way to acknowledge my return! I would appreciate it if you stayed on topic, though.@robbie./LOLOLOLOLO@amina@blue@bio
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I just wanted to say I try to be a nice guy. That's all.
AntiChrist (2014-07-04 04:05:41)A man walks into a bar and notices a huge barrel of cash. There's a note on it that reads "win this money! See bartender for details." So the guy walks up to the bartender and asks about it.
"There are three things you have to do to win the money. They are pretty difficult tasks. First, see that huge bouncer over there? Take him outside and beat the crap out of him. Then, next door there is a dog in the yard who has rabies. Help get his last tooth pulled out. Lastly, there is a woman who lives in the house that yard belongs to. She is about 65 years old and extremely ugly but, all you have to do is take her insider for just a few minutes and uh... You know. Have some fun. That way she will stop constantly whining. You think you got what it takes?"
Asked the bartender. The guy thought it wasn't worth it at first, but eventually, after 15 drinks he gets completely wasted and takes the bouncer outside. He comes back in, dragging the bouncer and goes back outside. He comes into the bar once again and says...
punch line show
carlos11 (2014-07-04 04:10:17)^Nice C&P.
A man walks into a bar.
It hurt.
Language is a tool for efficient communication. The internet is a tool for fast communication. Do not defy both intents by posting incoherent writing.
PhantomR (2014-07-04 04:21:26)Carter: "I just don't understand."
Me: "What?"
Carter: "I'm... just sexier than everyone else and nobody likes me."
Me: "It's okay, I still like you."
Carter: "Really?! :'D"
Me: "NOPE."
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