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Started by BirdJesus
(2014-07-04 03:08:47)

BirdJesus (2014-07-04 03:08:47)

I have a new theory. This one is about Frozen. I am convinced that Frozen is brainwashing everyone with their songs. If you play the songs backwards and rearrange the sounds, you can hear "all hail satan" This means the movie is brainwashing kids into worshipping SATAN! The only way we can stop this is if you give me all your money at www.shadylookingwebsite.com

Thank you for your time.

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-mega, the homosexual animal rapist.

AgurettiLeaf (2014-07-04 03:10:40)

I have a theory. Elsanna.

little5 (2014-07-04 03:15:18)

I have a theory. *puts on glasses*

So, Elsa was actually a demon that is able to change time by using he rice powers, when she used her ice powers she caused Hansel and Anna (or whatever their names were) to fall in love. After falling in love they died and Elsa still believed that she was alive. She does whatever she can to protect Anna blahblahblahblah kabblbabkna.

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2014-07-04 10:17:10

AntiChrist (2014-07-04 03:21:24)

Don't you get it? The fact that the movie is overrated, causing people to hate the movie is what makes people NOT worship satan. It brainwashes them into hating satan even more. As for the annoying brats who love the movie, they will all worship me in hell.
You see, I need to collect the energy from how annoying they are and compress it into a dense sphere of obnoxious force that can be used as an energy source once the universe itself runs out of its own energy. We can't let it ever be ~~ogre~~ over.

BioshockFan64 (2014-07-04 03:22:06)

I got a theory. I don't give a crap.

Static is best villager.

PhantomR (2014-07-04 03:24:05)

I have a theory:

*Ahem.*

Elsaizthisstupidhoeprincessthatthinksshe'scoolandstuff
Butshe'snotsoshejustwantstocauseproblemsforeveryone
Byturningthemallintothesestoopidigligeyfgts.

AngelRibbons (2014-07-04 03:25:11)

^Good stuff.

carlos11 (2014-07-04 08:49:34)

I ship Elsanna so much.

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little5 (2014-07-04 10:16:38)

Nope.

carlos11 (2014-07-04 10:20:42)

/instaturnon

Dude, yes.

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Dimentia (2014-07-04 10:29:27)

Little5 likes yuuri

Pass it on

Go to boo, i moved there.

carlos11 (2014-07-04 17:06:11)

Everyone should see that picture up there.

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Spector (2014-07-04 18:13:49)

I'm here to add some homo to this thread

Paradox wuz here.
I'm a player.

AgurettiLeaf (2014-07-04 18:21:36)

^sexi

AgurettiLeaf (2014-07-04 18:27:21)

Spencer, don't hide the love~

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