BirdJesus (2014-06-19 02:28:21)

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Hello. Today I have a new theory about Shrek. Yes. Shrek, everyone's favorite ogre. What if I told you Shrek was actually the founder of the Illuminati? If you analyze the first movie carefully, you will notice that Shrek is a Satan worshiper. Using this information, we can assume that this film was created by the Illuminati to tell the story of their founder. The next movies have nothing to do with the Illuminati, but "Shrek is love. Shrek is life." connects to the Illuminati. If you reverse the audio, and mix up the sounds, you will get "Illuminati is real you will die". Do you realize what this means? The Illuminati wants to revive their founder Shrek, and use him to conquer the world! The only way to stop them is for you to give me your money at www.fakeurl.com.

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AngelRibbons (2014-06-19 02:29:43)

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shrek y u do dis

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iceman (2014-06-19 02:31:34)

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My paypal is [email protected]

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SackThing101 (2014-06-19 02:43:12)

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Am I the only one who got tired of Shrek jokes?

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PhantomR (2014-06-19 02:48:52)

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Where's Bean?

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carlos11 (2014-06-19 02:51:54)

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Too Long; Did not Read!

Nait-

Magic Conch: no.

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Song_Of_Storms (2014-06-19 03:19:58)

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Wait... Wut?

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Nin10dude789 (2014-06-19 03:31:15)

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