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How to ask someone out..
espace39 (2014-06-07 18:33:47)OMG IT WORKS!
THANK YOU!!! I have now found the love of my life thanks to this advice! It was perfect, and now I'm a happy man! This advice should be taught in school! I'm over the moon with my true love, and our first date is going to be us disposing of the 82 dead girls I tortured, raped and killed. I haven't told her yet, it's a surprise
. I'm sure she won't mind, she was rejected a few times, nobody gets it right first time!I will be over shortly to collect you for your OBE.
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TREEhugger101 (2014-06-07 18:52:21)Carter loves me too much, Draazen, sorry.
carlos11 (2014-06-07 22:35:35)I'm not much of a necrophiliac myself, so I'd rather rape before I kill. Just seems more natural.
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Allright since someone copied my idea Wonder who it was.. -cough- Perfect_chaos -cough- Im gonna make a new one.
1.Find someone who is hawt.
2.Buy a new knife and plastic wraping and gloves on Amazon.
3.Ask them out on a date. If they say yes then cool.. IF NOT THERE IS ONLY ON ANSWEAR!
4.Wrap yourself in that plastic then put regular clothes over the plastic.
5.Go over to their house uninvited.
6.Find out which room they sleep in.
7.Sneak into a window and into their room.
8.Drug them in their sleep then drag them into a secret room and wake them up..
9.Before you wake them up make sure to be in that plastic still.
10.Wake them up and torment them. (strip them for the most fun
11.Stab them 50 freaking times rip their heart out right before their eyes..Eyes over eay then EAT IT EAT IT!!
12.. After they are dead rape their body if you desire!
13. Put their body in a bag and throw their body into the ocean.
14. Repeat this if someone turns you down..
Well there ya go folks!!! Tree would you like to go on a date with me? You wont have to worry about Fluxer,he is sleeping with the fish.