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how to be a better liar.
Dimentia (2014-06-08 07:46:21)You, you go- THAT'S NOT HOW YOU LIE!
• Show NO emotion, and when you do, make it possible to relate. You wouldn't act happy, be confronted, then automatically be sad, would you?
• Don't show signs of nervousness. Such as, fidgeting, twiddling, anything.
•Think beforehand. I mean, THINK. Try to figure all the possible outcomes. Will they ask why? How? I always make sure to do this. This is very crucial to being a good liar.
•Build up trust. You wouldn't let a theif watch over your house, would you? Exactly. Get on their good side. But occasionally, do be good.
That is how you properly lie.
Go to boo, i moved there.
little5 (2014-06-09 00:51:43)This is the exact opposite of how to lie.
Eye contact is good. Don't try to red herring the subject. They'll know you're lying.
"Did you steal my cookie?"
"No- LOOK OVER THERE" *points*
That's not how you lie. At all. Nope. Plus, this isn't really a STORY.. So.. I'm moving it to Misc.
TREEhugger101 (2014-06-09 02:55:11)This is LITERALLY how to get CAUGHT lying. Meia is right.
Always make eye contact. Observe how you act when you tell the truth beforehand. Never smile, but act concerned. Acting emotionless gives you away. Convince yourself that what you're lying about actually happened, or, at the very least, picture it.
Source:
Don't trust me. I lie, a lot.
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carlos11 (2014-06-09 07:17:13)^You should see that Yaoioua dude's signature. Totally knocks the socks off of all these lame signatures.
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Dimentia (2014-06-09 11:22:24)Antichrist was not being nice. It was sarcasmn. N00BL3T
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Go to boo, i moved there.
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