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Why do donuts have holes?
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Started by Danny
(2014-06-01 22:23:44)
PhantomR (2014-06-01 22:27:43)
So you can put stuff into them.
I don't know...
AgurettiLeaf (2014-06-01 22:30:44)
For a wedding ring.
PhantomR (2014-06-01 22:53:24)
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AgurettiLeaf (2014-06-01 23:00:18)
^ this
PhantomR (2014-06-01 23:05:51)
@mega
Exactly.

Pinkie Pie drinking milk...

That was my third favorite episode.
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2014-06-02 06:07:26

angelrulez7 (2014-06-01 23:32:02)
This isn't the brony thread, guys.
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SonicMobian (2014-06-01 23:32:50)
Well it's an interesting topic, actually. In the late 18,000's, bakers were plenty out of ideas on baked goods to sell and there was a great depression, so to say, going on, or at least in the making. With the increasing population of men who enjoyed raping lamps at the time, bakers said, "I KNOW HOW TO MAKE MONEY! PUT A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DOUGHNUT!" The idea was just genius, you could use less batter, charge more money, and ultimately run a more efficient shop. Also, for the consumer, it was a win-win. you get to have sex with a piece of bread, and then eat it! This was one of the miracles that, 40 years later got us out of the great depression. However, as the years went on, wives got pissed at bakery's because their husbands would constantly file divorces for the sole purpose that the doughnuts were more beautiful then them. To avoid drama, bakers began to also sell doughnuts without holes, which helped us as a civilized being, stop having sex with bread.
Oh, when Will you come to me good signature?
PhantomR (2014-06-01 23:35:25)
Sex with bread...
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2014-07-03 16:07:18

PhantomR (2014-06-01 23:54:09)
@mega
It upsets me that Pinkie Pie wasn't in the shot.
carlos11 (2014-06-02 03:37:27)
This is what I can gather from SonicMobian's post:

In the late 18,000s there was a depression
During these hardships, men began having sex with baked goods.
This was possible because the piece of bread had a hole in the middle.
40 years later, it was 1930.
Language is a tool for efficient communication. The internet is a tool for fast communication. Do not defy both intents by posting incoherent writing.
iceman (2014-06-02 03:53:23)
Because a full doughnut is mainstream.
RedArt (2014-06-02 04:18:23)
^
good
Draazen (2014-06-02 04:20:58)
They have holes so males can stick their. Nevermind..
PhantomR (2014-06-02 04:23:15)
^ Hahaha.
carlos11 (2014-06-02 06:07:24)
Draazen- Overused joke is overused.
Language is a tool for efficient communication. The internet is a tool for fast communication. Do not defy both intents by posting incoherent writing.
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