BirdJesus (2014-05-14 03:36:32)

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I was at the hospital, in my hospital bed. My arms were broken. I was lying in the cold bed watching Shrek, my favorite movie. My mom comes in and turns off the movie, telling me I already saw the movie hundreds of times. I start to feel my layers depleting. I tell her to put it back on, or Shrek will get her. She laughed at me. My layers were almost all gone now. The scent of onions began to fill the room. "It's all ogre now, mom." I said. She looked at me with fear in her eyes. At that moment, Shrek bursted through the ceiling. He took out an onion bomb, and threw it at my mom. She exploded. He casted Layer Recovery Lv3 on me and gave me an onion.



Do you guys have any SFW Shrek experiences you can share?

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TREEhugger101 (2014-05-14 03:40:19)

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Stop it with the Shrek.


Once upon a time, I cut Shrek's stupid, ugly ears off and fed them to a dog.

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SuperLuigiGuy (2014-05-14 04:06:40)

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Then I farted in the onions. Have fun with pink eye.

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Jason2k14 (2014-05-14 20:22:50)

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Like TREEHugger101 said. Stfu with shrek before I send an army of pakistans to bomb yo house The shrek thing is getting annoying.

@Gamesaddict43 Your sig is gaaayyyy "I know where the beef is."

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Bean (2014-05-14 20:46:29)

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Why do people have to ruin my Shrek jokes? D:

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AntiChrist (2014-05-14 21:01:39)

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I searched all ogre the place, but couldn't find the swamp until one day donkey came and told me...

"In order to get to shrek, you must first sacrifice your layers. "

So I drew a pentagram with my own blood, exchanged my layers and walked through the gate. When I made it to the swamp, I saw shrek in the middle of getting it on with Fiona. I video taped it and went home with the million dollar footage

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TREEhugger101 (2014-05-15 03:31:50)

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Next Shrek thread I see is going to be deleted.


Ha, jk, I'd lose my job for that. Seriously. Stop it with the disgusting Shrek stuff.

Bean, this is one time that I truly hate you for starting this stupid crap.

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Bean (2014-05-15 16:24:28)

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@Treehugger Don't blame me. I just had a little fun, but then BirdJesus decided to take it too seriously.

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